Imaginary Brand Names

[tortoise]

• Pasternak Farms Pastuerized Bug Paste
• Professor Sidebottom's Extra Strength Placebo

(just for you, Anniekins)

 

[Guest]

 

[tortoise]

So? Make with the brand names, already!

 

[Ginny]

Dr. Finglehauer's Fancy Foot Cream

 

[Saint Peter]

Bob's Bitchin Squished Bunny Pasta Salad Mix.


...if it aint Squished Bunny...it aint Bitchin.

 

[Ginny]

Willy's Wart Wemover

 

[Guest]

 

[islandman]

Spicecake's Narf Cream. Guaranteed to make you orgasm.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Saint Peter's Artificial Vagina's - "The Holy Hole"

 

[Guest]

 

[Ginny]

T-Bob's Oyster Candies

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Mr. Rubber-buddy's Gummi Condoms

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Miles army boots. "Where ever there's a war, you'll find dead soldiers wearing 'em."

 

[SpiceCake]

Spicecake's Narf Cream. Guaranteed to make you orgasm.

I GUARANTEE IT, islandman!!! You'll receive total satisfaction or the next one's on me!

 

[islandman]

You'll receive total satisfaction or the next one's on me!

So, you want me to pull out? lol

 

[islandman]

Islandman's Spicy Cajun Sushi. Hotter than hot.

 

[Armenius]

Professor Farmer's All Night Naughty Insertion Elixir

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Imaginary Brand Names

 

[islandman]

How about

Islandman's Magic Elastic Boxers?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............from a red-head, no less. very nice!

 

[tortoise]

Mrs. Toowyde's Alum Lollies

LOL

Pucker up!

 

[tortoise]

Dr. Finglehauer's Fancy Foot Cream

We definitely need to get some of that for our next foot massage marathon, baby. Yum!

 

[Guest]

 

[Aquila]

Whackaduhles hair removing palm lotion, from the makers of tube lube.



So sue me I can't sleep.

 

[SpiceCake]

Whackaduhles hair removing palm lotion, from the makers of tube lube.



So sue me I can't sleep.

Aw, my little snuggle buddy!