i'm very horny

[nemodemo]

who stays online still
please join me on skype nemo_demo
let's have some dirty , all what you will ask i will do , join me
im so hot ( no male)

 

[lovetoread]

who stays online still
please join me on skype nemo_demo
let's have some dirty , all what you will ask i will do , join me
im so hot ( no male)

So this is why no one skypes with me. I'm not advertising.

 

[nemodemo]

do you have skype or yahoo , we can chat

 

[Minalick]

You missed the undertone there, slick.
It's called sarcasm.

 

[lovetoread]

Le sigh, was it too subtle?

 

[nemodemo]

if u wanna watch add me
and join me , you will get interest

 

[Minalick]

Le sigh, was it too subtle?

Lol
No, it wasn't.


It's called "Parfum de Desesperado"

 

[Bert Notorius]

it smells of desperation in here.

 

[HAL_9000]

C'mon chickas...he promises loads of interest.

 

[warrior queen]

C'mon chickas...he promises loads of interest.

Is that bankable interest, ya think?
Coz that's the only interesting type...

 

[HAL_9000]

Is that bankable interest, ya think?
Coz that's the only interesting type...

Some kind of APR or other yield?

 

[nemodemo]

you changed my topic and you are talking in something else
if someone interest to talk dirty and watch me please join

 

[warrior queen]

Some kind of APR or other yield?

It's all about the payoff.

 

[warrior queen]

you changed my topic and you are talking in something else
if someone interest to talk dirty and watch me please join

Believe me, it doesn't get much dirtier than talking profit

 

[HAL_9000]

It's all about the payoff.

Oh..i'd give you the proverbial money shot...

 

[BotanyBoy]

Believe me, it doesn't get much dirtier than talking profit

Well....at least no one can ever accuse you of not being direct.

 

[canadianpenny]

Le sigh, was it too subtle?

Sounds like a match made in heaven to me. You guys would have beautiful babies

 

[Wife of Bath]

who stays online still
please join me on skype nemo_demo
let's have some dirty , all what you will ask i will do , join me
im so hot ( no male)

sounds like a personal problem.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'm too shy.

 

[Communal]

try blobfish, that loser will talk to anybody who will listen to it.

 

[hogjack]

please join me on skype, too
if you are into legs
all what you will ask i will do
while wearing my Field Marshal (Erwin) Rommel evening-wear ensembles.

Legs from here to there.
Desert Fox-inspired attire.
Don't miss it.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

who stays online still
please join me on skype nemo_demo
let's have some dirty , all what you will ask i will do , join me
im so hot ( no male)

Shit yeah Let's have some dirty! I stays online still.
But am I too late to the party? That's a bummer, I imagine that nemo has already gone on to hump a wonderful yet innocent fish-shaped body pillow and now is no longer available to sit and make drunky ignorant haiku.

Since I can't have some dirty with interest myself, I went ahead and hooked nemo up with Cleverbot. The reception was a little chilly much like the one from our own mini flesh biscuit, lovetoread.

Let's tune in and watch our young hero inspire interest and have dirty!

_____
User: Please join me on skype nemo_demo.

Cleverbot: OK. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

User: Let's have some dirty.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: All what you will ask I will do.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a girl?

User: Join me.

Cleverbot: Join you?

User: Im so hot ( no male).

Cleverbot: Sorry for what?

User: Do you have skype or yahoo , we can chat.

Cleverbot: I have yahoo yes. Why do you ask?

User: If u wanna watch add me.

Cleverbot: I don't like batman.

User: And join me , you will get interest.

Cleverbot: The woreld will end.

User: You changed my topic and you are talking in something else.

Cleverbot: You are not a real person, it says at the bottom of the screen.

User: If someone interest to talk dirty and watch me please join.

Cleverbot: But if they are, what will you tell them?