I'm too sexy

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Lol, just having some mindless fun:devil:

"Tell me, have you ever thought of having sex with a perfect stranger?"

"Y-yes, but-"

"Shh, don't worry. It's going to happen, you don't really have a choice. I'm calling the shots. You just do what you're told and everything will be fine, got it?" His voice was soft and reasonable yet his words were anything but.
from: THE STRANGER by SWEETNPETITE.

"but out of sorrow have the worlds been built, and at the birth of a child or a star there is pain." Oscar Wilde
Love makes the difficult easy and the impossible possible.
"I will leave you to figure the rest out on your own. Because, let's face it, that is the only way you are going to believe it." --Dranoel
 
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lucky-E-leven said:
*cough, cough* bullshit *cough, cough*

~lucky

:rose:
Exactly what would I be too sexy for?
Provide illustrations.
 
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lucky-E-leven said:
<------------ ME! :D

~lucky :kiss:
To quote some Lit chick whose name escapes me:

*cough, cough* bullshit *cough, cough*
 
And a good morning to all the lovely ladies of the AH! :rose:

I'm far to sexy to be at work all day!
 
im too sexy

to be painting..

should be.. painted in massage oils and used thoroughly..

hiyas CD, you hunka hunka.. got oil? *grin*
 
Re: im too sexy

vella_ms said:
to be painting..

should be.. painted in massage oils and used thoroughly..

hiyas CD, you hunka hunka.. got oil? *grin*

Hmmm... massage oil... Let me just look into my bag of dirty little tricks... I'm sure there must be something here I can rub all over you... :p
 
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cheerful_deviant said:
Hmmm... massage oil... Let me just look into my bag of dirty little tricks... I'm sure there must be something here I can rub all over you... :p

sadistic tease..
:p
 
Re: Re: im too sexy

cheerful_deviant said:
Hmmm... massage oil... Let me just look into my bag of dirty little tricks... I'm sure there must be something here I can rub all over you... :p

Deepwoods OFF ????????
 
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ABSTRUSE said:
Deepwoods OFF ????????

don't knock it till you try it.. surprisingly heady aroma ;)

besides, i like me a man with the outdoorsy feel....
 
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cheerful_deviant said:
Psstt... Vella, you're supposed to rub it on your arms... not sniff it.

;)

curses, foiled again!

get your ass over here and rub in on for me..or im likely to poison myself..
 
damn you all for getting that right said fred in my head.

<----- oh yeah and I'm to sexy for that skirt
 
cloudy said:
Mornin' CD :kiss:

I'm too sexy for Alabama.


Having spent a summer working at the Shakespeare Festival, I can't resist...

Isn't everyone? <BG><wink>
 
No comment. Y'all don't want to hear me put myself down anyway.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Who isn't?:eek:
Morning Y'all.

*giving Cloudy a light nudge*
See? Told ya...hehehe Ahhh, the feeling of deja vu first thing in the afternoon. Great, eh?
 
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