I'm the Bitch of the Board!

Poor lavender, she's so confused.

You can't be the board's bitch as you're mine and I ain't sharin yah.
 
Never said:
Poor lavender, she's so confused.

You can't be the board's bitch as you're mine and I ain't sharin yah.

SHE's MY bitch... cant you get your claws off her for a second?
 
I'm bitchier than you are.

I am the bitch of the board.

You can't out-bitch me, lavendar.

Go ahead, make my sandwich.
 
lavender said:
*ahem*

Pardon me. I was having a Titanic moment.


lies :) ... i am afraid you'd have to be really horrible and mean ... and sorry but your not :)
 
You guys are hillarious! I'm just imagining Lavender hopping on top of a chair yelling "I'm the bitch of the board!" like Leonardo does in Titanic. That is soooo funny to me!
 
MistressHoney:
"Good luck... hope it went well!"


It's going on right now in fact, she's interviewing with five partners and should be back home in three hours so she might tell you what happened then.
 
I figured that this was a good time to stop in and say that I love and miss you guys, but although I am personally responsible for why you just can't find a white dick willing to waste time with us euromules, *haw hee haw* then I'll be retreating again. ;)

Just call me Green-Cunt Gretchie.....
Company Mission Statement: "What a turn off! The bitch just won't keep her mouth shut." :D

(I am all about pissing off the dudes, so they'll split and we can have our lesfest. )
 
Hiya Starfish :)

I think you're bitchin'! :p
Have you cooked anything yummy, lately?
 
Wish I could be a board bitch. Damn male genitalia that keeps it from being so. *sighs*


:p
 
RENEGADE..... I am sure you could just cut if off. It'd be all in fun for Halloween!

Raindancer! I happen to think your a fantabulously peachirific too!
I've missed most of you guys so much, but I have been getting a ton done. (by most I mean the obvious ones that no one cares about.)

Egocentric babbling ahead:
I finally got my 30 gallon tank set up, and I made a special ten gallon for my monster snail. I'll take pics tonight and share them, because now I have so many tanks.......
The 75 with the goldfish has now been Aquascaped finally.
The 55 is done and I just did a bit of changing the depth of the plant forest (we had baby fish, and they are growing now.)
Then I have the 30, a 20, and a 10 that are all Aquascaped tanks. All of my other 10 gallons are for growing plants to sell.

I am almost done with two paintings I've been working on forever! I was getting annoyed, but I've made a lot of headway now. It just takes longer when you make your own frames,
and stylize them yourself. It is fun though.

Also, I have been cooking a huge amount of interesting food.

Recently, I made some Alu chole (chick pea/potato curry with gharam masala), Samosas (curried potatoes and peas in a fried bread dumpling, with Pineapple. Pineapple soonly became pineapple-raisin chutney when I realized that the Samosas needed something to dip them in. (It's all pictured on my table, to make you hungry, below)

Oh, and yesterday, I made some Roasted corn/Potato Chowder. That stuff is the bomb. I didn't take a pic of that though, because it is euromule food. (I am really not as bitter as I seem, I just love a good secssion of 'running it into the ground' now and again.

Much more significantly important: I noticed that many people that I wanted to see, aren't around much or at all. Did a break off trend occur. I know I left for awhile, but geeze! ;) j/k
 
You're missed.
*sighs* Can I can live with you?
The food looks yummy.
I saw your work on your website. Awesome!

Don't stay away too long.

* Now, back to regularly scheduled programming*
 
Re: RENEGADE..... I am sure you could just cut if off. It'd be all in fun for Halloween!

Oh, sure. And while I'm at I'll get a boob job, poke out an eyeball, color my hair blonde, and go as a female pirate.


:p
 
Awww! You can move in with me... We'll start an Urban Hippie Commune and feed the poor and make handcrafts. Thinks: ( Can there be a lot of pussy fondling, licking and penetrating?)

Ren, You GO GIRL! *snaps fingers* I just love that color your going with..... it's perfect!
Thinks: (Hasn't this been done this before? ;) )



Okay, I am going to ask.... Should I hijack this thread to post my pictures later, or start anew.....
Lavender isn't a bitch, even though she is a prude and has no
bi-ness in her (at least I think not).
I don't know.... Maybe I'll just do it here.
That way, the 'Bitch of the Board' can have some fun with comments too.
 
Starfish said:
Ren, You GO GIRL! *snaps fingers* I just love that color your going with..... it's perfect!
Thinks: (Hasn't this been done this before? ;) )

Yep, but it's been awhile since I've gone on about turning into a woman. *sighs* The memories. ;)
 
Starfish:
"Lavender isn't a bitch, even though she is a prude and has no
bi-ness in her (at least I think not). "


:cool:
 
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