I'm Taking Off My Shirt

[TN_Vixen]

And need help. *grinning* OK, this is a shameless attemt to draw people to my thread, but what the fuck? It worked didn't it?

Seriously, my boobs keep getting bigger and I find this to be a serious problem. What the hell am I going to do with giant boobs? ~laughing. C'mon, suggestions are welcome.. this is an open forum so voice at will.

 

[Dillinger]

You ring?

Though - at the rate your tits seem to be going I have a feeling they'll burst right through your clothes on their own...

However... no fear... I will be here to catch them when they do!

 

[crystalhunting]

Titty fuck perhaps?





CH

 

[Pokerman]

OK....I'll ask..

HOW BIG?

 

[nasty]

Your boobs are getting bigger...HUMMM! Well, you'll be popular, that's for sure.

 

[TN_Vixen]

OK....I'll ask..

HOW BIG?

How big? Ok, let's see.. I'm 5'7 and my body weight is right around 140. Pretty decent, I'd say and I carry weight well which means that you're not going to see a lot of little stomach rolls hanging around.

Now I think I'm getting a little to technical, but what the hell?

But, OK, this whole chest thing. I'm a 36D normally but I'm telling y'all right now, I'm overflowing this. I've got little jiggles above the bra, beside the bra... it's just plain embarrasing. I'm telling you.

~sigh

Being men, you just can't relate.

 

[Mensa]

Seriously, my boobs keep getting bigger and I find this to be a serious problem. What the hell am I going to do with giant boobs? ~laughing. C'mon, suggestions are welcome.. this is an open forum so voice at will. [/B]

I fail to understand how large breasts could be considered a problem.

Good things come in small packages, great things come in large ones!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Your boobs are getting bigger...HUMMM! Well, you'll be popular, that's for sure.

Popular? Damn sugarpie, I'd be popular with or without the tits. I'm just flat-out fun. *LOL*

OKokok... yeah, I'm a little tipsy here... don't hold it against me.

 

[Dillinger]

I believe the idea most definitely IS to hold IT against you!!!

 

[Pokerman]

Well you sound very sexy TN_Vixen

So are you up to a 36DD or 38D?

 

[nasty]

Popular? Damn sugarpie, I'd be popular with or without the tits. I'm just flat-out fun. *LOL*

OKokok... yeah, I'm a little tipsy here... don't hold it against me.

Nothing wrong with tipsy.

 

[Problem Child]

My only question is...

...are you and your huemungous tits still going to Vegas?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: I'm Taking Off My Shirt

I fail to understand how large breasts could be considered a problem.

Good things come in small packages, great things come in large ones!

Y'know, Mensa, I was thinking the exact thing about your brain.

*grin*

Thanks and the little ego boost is almost enough to elevate my self-appreciation to the level of my breast size. Ain't that som'thin?

~kiss

 

[TN_Vixen]

PC

...are you and your huemungous tits still going to Vegas?

Well, now this is a very interesting question seeing as how I threatened to knock off lavender and virtually leave you blinded by alcohol if you stared at her ta-tas longer than mine.

*grinning* I have to interject here and say that I'm at my most entertaining self when half drunk which I am at this moment and that has to be the ultimate cause of any spelling or grammar errors I would make on any posts now and henceforth (is that word applicable here? who the fuck cares anyway .. grin)

Um.. where was I? Huge tits?

Um, yeah, I'll be in Vegas darling

 

[Problem Child]

Vixie...

Great tits and a winning personality...how did you ever get cursed with both?

BTW, don't worry about Lavender...she's bound to bring up politics and piss me off...then I'm all yours...

~grin~

 

[Pokerman]

Great tits and a winning personality...how did you ever get cursed with both?

I tell ya, some folks just have no luck....

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Vixie...

Great tits and a winning personality...how did you ever get cursed with both?

BTW, don't worry about Lavender...she's bound to bring up politics and piss me off...then I'm all yours...

~grin~

Ooooooh, OK now I see (hands on hips) You think I won't/can't bring up politics and take a stand? You think I'm shy? You think I'm scared? Huh? ......... huh?

Well, Ok, maybe I AM scared of lavender but fuck.. don't spread it around ok? That's just plain embarrasing damnit. Just because she's a law student and everything and her tits are even bigger than mine doesn't mean that I'm automatically intimidated. Ok, so maybe it does mean I'm automatically intimated, so what? So What? *huff, puff*

 

[thumbs2_ca]

hmm let me hold those for you vixen.
Oh my... very nice indeed......
I think a massage will reduce the swelling.
That or perhaps if I suck on those nipples It might help.

 

[nasty]

JEEZ!!!!

You're sick. Get away from her.*pushes thumbs2_ca away.* Now about that massage.

 

[u2slow13]

just cuz titty fuck got involved....does the law???? geez..thinking they got no titties...

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Vixie...

Ooooooh, OK now I see (hands on hips) You think I won't/can't bring up politics and take a stand? You think I'm shy? You think I'm scared? Huh? ......... huh?

Well, Ok, maybe I AM scared of lavender but fuck.. don't spread it around ok? That's just plain embarrasing damnit. Just because she's a law student and everything and her tits are even bigger than mine doesn't mean that I'm automatically intimidated. Ok, so maybe it does mean I'm automatically intimated, so what? So What? *huff, puff*

I'm not sure if her tits are bigger, she's never actually shown them to me. You shouldn't be scared of her, I think you might be able to whip her ass, especially with a couple a bourbons in ya.

God, what is she waiting for, I keep slinging shit about her and she's nowhere to be found....

 

[Purple Haze]

I think those poor boobers need a full hour of kissing and licking.

 

[nasty]

Only an hour?LOL

 

[Problem Child]

I think those poor boobers need a full hour of kissing and licking.

Sounds like they're big enough for each of us to have our own and be totally satisfied.

Wanna share buddy?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I think those poor boobers need a full hour of kissing and licking.

Y'know Hazie, I think you're right. They do. Don't think for a moment that I haven't realized how neglected they've been. It's a crying shame that they haven't recieved their due affection.