I'm sure this will cause some waves but it is true to a point........

Wizard

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This was e-mail to me and I thought it was kinda funny. Many of the thing I belive in..........NOT ALL MANY.....



If the man/woman who wrote this ran for PRESIDENT I would VOTE for him/her.

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English!. My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little ass' when necessary and say "NO.


"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And Please stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me f*&%king french fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

And if you don't like my point of view, tough shit!
 
Nicely said

Well put, just keep an eye out for stones from people living in glass houses .....
 
WIZ

I agree with every word.

Not enough stuff in there bout supporting the Armed Forces,though.

And aint it a shame......that those that believe this stuff.....have to preface it with a sort of APOLOGY!
 
Re: WIZ

busybody said:
I agree with every word.

Not enough stuff in there bout supporting the Armed Forces,though.

And aint it a shame......that those that believe this stuff.....have to preface it with a sort of APOLOGY!


It is the world.........to worried about Political Correctness!!!


We are aloud to think what we wish.....
 
REDWAVES?

I agree basically with the piece.

Surprise, surprise, surprise...
 
WIZ

I dont know that you realize what you said.....

You said we are ALLOWED to think what we wish.....

ALLOWED!!!!!!! This is America, we are ALLOWED to say what we wish as well......

Unless, you are

a

White

Male

Conservative!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then you are branded a

Redneck

Racist


Bigot

Intolerant

Just as I am on this board.......

Very few can refute WHAT I say with fact and reality.......Yet they just relegate me to the Looney Bin for my views.......When i engage them, and point out the error in their thinking.....they resort to personal attacks and NEVER offer cogent constructive retorts.....

But, I dont care.....I say on GB what I say IRL.......regardless......(Oh, did I tell ya my son ( Lib wuss) thinks Im a bigot, and racist? And my GF has instructed her kids NOT to listen to my views on politics and France?)
 
Re: WIZ

busybody said:
I dont know that you realize what you said.....

You said we are ALLOWED to think what we wish.....

ALLOWED!!!!!!! This is America, we are ALLOWED to say what we wish as well......

Unless, you are

a

White

Male

Conservative!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then you are branded a

Redneck

Racist


Bigot

Intolerant

Just as I am on this board.......

Very few can refute WHAT I say with fact and reality.......Yet they just relegate me to the Looney Bin for my views.......When i engage them, and point out the error in their thinking.....they resort to personal attacks and NEVER offer cogent constructive retorts.....

But, I dont care.....I say on GB what I say IRL.......regardless......(Oh, did I tell ya my son ( Lib wuss) thinks Im a bigot, and racist? And my GF has instructed her kids NOT to listen to my views on politics and France?)



I think I have been called a few of those things in the past but I am me.........Take it or leave it.
 
Hello Wizard. I think, it seems, you've been away awhile.

Hanns Schmidt, BusyBody, 4laterer, cuntmode are all the same troll...
 
I've seen it before. I more or less agree, although not 100%.
 
SINthysist said:
Hello Wizard. I think, it seems, you've been away awhile.

Hanns Schmidt, BusyBody, 4laterer, cuntmode are all the same troll...

You spelled Kuntmode wrong.
 
SINthysist said:
Did you hear the one about me giving your pass to sexygirl...?

LOL

That would be cool. Then I could flirt with Never.
 
RawHumor:
"LOL

That would be cool. Then I could flirt with Never."


Who said you couldn't flirt with me?

Oh, and I disagree with a great deal the original post said.
 
RawHumor:
“Well, I can flirt with a lamp post too, but it wouldn't flirt back with me.

:p


True but I’m cuter than a lamp post and you’ve almost convinced sexy-girl that the we should have a threesome.
 
Never said:
True but I’m cuter than a lamp post and you’ve almost convinced sexy-girl that the we should have a threesome.

Almost?

Then I'll keep trying. I thought I was just spinning my wheels.

Where would Lisa be in all of this?
 
RawHumor said:
Almost?

Then I'll keep trying. I thought I was just spinning my wheels.

Where would Lisa be in all of this?

Lisa has already approved a sexy-girl/Never pairing. We could just toss you into the mix and not tell her. Just don't knock sexy-girl up, kay?

I'd have a hard time explaining that.
 
Never said:
Lisa has already approved a sexy-girl/Never pairing. We could just toss you into the mix and not tell her. Just don't knock sexy-girl up, kay?

I'd have a hard time explaining that.

LOL

2 weeks from today that won't be an issue.

Shhhhh...
 
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