I'm sure 99% OF women are HUNGRY

[IrezumiKiss]

Yes. I can support this. And I don't mean to sound like I'm putting or pushing or shoving or kicking or tripping women down. They're sexy and smart and talented and smell good (most times) and wear hip clothes and seem to magically never break sweat when it's ninety degrees in the summer and everything. But they happily savor every fucking morsel when noshing on food. It's another of god's gifts. Of course by God I mean a bowl of ramen or steamed lobster tails or Yucatan pot stickers. Men wolf down food in seconds. Takes most women a fucking LONG time to finish that pizza slice or bowl of salad or plate of gnocchi or party boat of sushi for eight and they're always happy. It's not socialization. It's not even industrialization, democratization or compartmentalization. It's happiness. What a gastronomical world we live in. Men and women are coherently compatible except for trying to decide what and where to eat. Okay I know I will be attacked for saying sooths but I'm ready for it.

http://www.woollymammoth.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/multiple-women-laughing-with-salad.jpg

 

[Lyricalli]

 

[Noor]

 

[Not Normal]

As always, Zumi, your take is interesting. I've noticed myself wolfing down food more than enjoying it of late, and I need to slow down. I need to take a clue from da wimenz...

 

[lovetoread]

i'm starving, someone make me some breakfast

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm hangry, but right now I would settle for some coffee.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I have reservations at a little French bistro for lunch today. I'll think of you, Zumi, as I savor every bite.

 

[Mr Noone]

Zumi for the win.

Say, were you on the Brooklyn bound platform of Lafayette Broadway station last night about six? I saw this dude that made me think of you.

 

[pink]

I agree. Who is making me breakfast?

 

[pollynova]

I try to eat properly and with good manners when I'm out in public.

But you do not want to see me go after an order of wings in private...

 

[RobDownSouth]

I just made a healthy homemade "egg mcmuffin" sandwich, and managed to drop it on the floor *SPLAT* in the 15 or so feet between the kitchen and the dining room.

This day is off to an inauspicious start.

 

[jezzilee]

I'm freakin' starving! I was supposed to do a 5k color run today. Instead I am sitting in a hospital room in Marshfield watching my cousin fade in and out of conciousness. Always wear a motorcycle helmet people!


If the dr would come and talk to us I could go down and have some breakfast.

 

[Wings]

Yes. I can support this. And I don't mean to sound like I'm putting or pushing or shoving or kicking or tripping women down. They're sexy and smart and talented and smell good (most times) and wear hip clothes and seem to magically never break sweat when it's ninety degrees in the summer and everything. But they happily savor every fucking morsel when noshing on food. It's another of god's gifts. Of course by God I mean a bowl of ramen or steamed lobster tails or Yucatan pot stickers. Men wolf down food in seconds. Takes most women a fucking LONG time to finish that pizza slice or bowl of salad or plate of gnocchi or party boat of sushi for eight and they're always happy. It's not socialization. It's not even industrialization, democratization or compartmentalization. It's happiness. What a gastronomical world we live in. Men and women are coherently compatible except for trying to decide what and where to eat. Okay I know I will be attacked for saying sooths but I'm ready for it.

http://www.woollymammoth.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/multiple-women-laughing-with-salad.jpg

Let me tell you something, I eat a salad every day and I NEVER look this gleeful. Never. Even with my organic, aeroponically grown microgreen salad with citrus segments marinated in raw honey and mint from my garden. Never.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

Dollie--------- I don't eat much or fast. Actually my hubby and I are slow eaters.
You should see our oldest son's wife eat. She can inhale three full plates by the time we sit down.

 

[pensivepoet]

I try to eat properly and with good manners when I'm out in public.

But you do not want to see me go after an order of wings in private...

Ginger ain't gonna like this

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

Put that fork down and have my babies!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

As always, Zumi, your take is interesting. I've noticed myself wolfing down food more than enjoying it of late, and I need to slow down. I need to take a clue from da wimenz...

I do more wolfing at home when I'm starving. When dining out my social proximity consciousness kicks in and I slow it down. Unless it's a hot cheezy pizza slice loaded with everything and spiced/salted up. About 3/4 of it will be gone ultra quick because the multitude of flavors consumes me...and then I just slow-snack on the crust part.

Zumi for the win.

Say, were you on the Brooklyn bound platform of Lafayette Broadway station last night about six? I saw this dude that made me think of you.

Ha! Nah, at that time I would've been at work. If it's at that station at that time, it'd be during either Tuesday or Wednesday. And when I'm in that station, I'm usually coming from Brooklyn and getting off on the uptown side about to traipse eastward over to a eat/drink spot. With the eat/drink being on a 30/70 ratio.

I just made a healthy homemade "egg mcmuffin" sandwich, and managed to drop it on the floor *SPLAT* in the 15 or so feet between the kitchen and the dining room.

This day is off to an inauspicious start.

Hate when that shit happens. Can't do the three-second rule with wet food like that.

I'm freakin' starving! I was supposed to do a 5k color run today. Instead I am sitting in a hospital room in Marshfield watching my cousin fade in and out of conciousness. Always wear a motorcycle helmet people!


If the dr would come and talk to us I could go down and have some breakfast.

Aw, no. Hope your cousin pulls through.

And hope you had a chance to eat something better than hospital food for breakfast!

Let me tell you something, I eat a salad every day and I NEVER look this gleeful. Never. Even with my organic, aeroponically grown microgreen salad with citrus segments marinated in raw honey and mint from my garden. Never.

I might look halfway like that with a crabmeat salad with falafel, slaw and red cabbage. But even then, I'm chewing with a lusty smile rather than keeping that fork stationary in midair.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Men wolf their food down out of pack instincts. If you don't, somebody is going to make off with the big piece of chicken.

Women peck at their food....well who knows why a woman does anything.



And all your mum's were wrong, it IS okay to play with your food!
I like getting playful with my munchies, I'll spend two hours getting things juuuuuust right. Then wolf it down or have it massacred in 15mins.

I'll give y'all an easy one I'm doing tonight for a house party.
Two sizes of black olives, cream cheese, cheddar cheese & toothpicks.

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y477/porkwarrior1/PenguinOlives_zps1c2bd2aa.jpg

I like playing with my food!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

When I was a kid my mom and dad told me liver and onions, butter beans, and navy beans were healthy. "Shut your mouth and eat."

I'd feed it to Tippy the dog. Tippy got fat and died.

HEALTHY?

 

[fluffPE]

When I was a kid my mom and dad told me liver and onions, butter beans, and navy beans were healthy. "Shut your mouth and eat."

I'd feed it to Tippy the dog. Tippy got fat and died.

HEALTHY?

I didn't mean to laugh...RIP Tippy.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[lovecraft68]

Let me tell you something, I eat a salad every day and I NEVER look this gleeful. Never. Even with my organic, aeroponically grown microgreen salad with citrus segments marinated in raw honey and mint from my garden. Never.

I agree, there is something going on under those tables.

 

[lovecraft68]

I do agree with the OP, when we eat out, I'm done in half the time as my wife. She eats slowly, sips her drink, chats, looks around and people watches...she says eating is an experience and not just about food.

 

[jezzilee]

This just in....I ate some food and am no longer hungry.