I'm stupid. I have an opinion. I flirt. I post wantonly. I don't read threads.

[JazzManJim]

Fear me, all ye who aspire to good sense!

Or not. Whatever.

Hell, this is a public board. Like me or don't like me. Post here or don't post here. Flirt or Flirt Not. Have rambling, insane policital posts which seem to originate from other plants. Have rambling insame political rants that appear to come straight from Lyndon LaRouche's ass.

Do whatever the fuck you want. Enjoy. Have fun. But, stop picking on each other and play nice or I'll post stupid shit like this again!

 

[modest mouse]

Add weekend crack whore to the list and I'm on board.

 

[morninggirl5]

Uh, okay. I think i get your point. If you had left off the I'm stupid part, i'd agree with everything you said.

 

[BigDawg69]

Just had to post on a Thread whose title so adequately describes me!

 

[JazzManJim]

Uh, okay. I think i get your point. If you had left off the I'm stupid part, i'd agree with everything you said.

So you think I don't read threads??

Okay...I'm horribly and irrevocably offended. Your mere name on the board now fills me with flatus. I can't even hold down my own bile. I shall now post hither and yon besmirching your name and spewing forth venom from now until eternity.



I sincerely hope you don't believe me, by the way. My tongue's so firmly planted in my cheek, that it's actually on the outside.

 

[SilverVeil]

Fear me, all ye who aspire to good sense!

Or not. Whatever.

Hell, this is a public board. Like me or don't like me. Post here or don't post here. Flirt or Flirt Not. Have rambling, insane policital posts which seem to originate from other plants. Have rambling insame political rants that appear to come straight from Lyndon LaRouche's ass.

Do whatever the fuck you want. Enjoy. Have fun. But, stop picking on each other and play nice or I'll post stupid shit like this again!

I could not put this into words any better myself. Thanks for posting such an eloquent message. I agree 1000% with you.

 

[JazzManJim]

Add weekend crack whore to the list and I'm on board.

Just the weekends? Man, you gotta aspire to greater heights!

 

[morninggirl5]

So you think I don't read threads??

Okay...I'm horribly and irrevocably offended. Your mere name on the board now fills me with flatus. I can't even hold down my own bile. I shall now post hither and yon besmirching your name and spewing forth venom from now until eternity.



I sincerely hope you don't believe me, by the way. My tongue's so firmly planted in my cheek, that it's actually on the outside.

Okay, my work here is done. I've offended somebody.


I don't believe anyone reads ALL the threads, unless they have absolutely no life at all.

 

[cymbidia]

Have rambling, insane policital posts which seem to originate from other plants.

I like plants. Which ones do the generate "rambling, insane political posts"? Can i get them in six packs at my local nursey or do i have to start those kind from seed?

 

[Guest]

Fear me, all ye who aspire to good sense!

Or not. Whatever.

Hell, this is a public board. Like me or don't like me. Post here or don't post here. Flirt or Flirt Not. Have rambling, insane policital posts which seem to originate from other plants. Have rambling insame political rants that appear to come straight from Lyndon LaRouche's ass.

Do whatever the fuck you want. Enjoy. Have fun. But, stop picking on each other and play nice or I'll post stupid shit like this again!

Yes, Sir! hehehe

 

[Marxist]

JMJ, that was stupid. Do it again.

 

[Tim1]

Yeah

JazzManJim,

By God you have some nerve to spew such stinking crap at the same time another thread is trying to aspire to a more gentle subject.

You see Mr. Bean (Tim1) has always thought that with this membership came assumed logic. Well after careful and long consideration along with many hours of long reading marathons, I have found that you have hit the fucking nail right on the fucking head. The fact that you have infact done so will no doubt piss some of the others off. With that will come more threads which I will have to read of risk not keeping up with all the important shit here........

Hey JazzManJim.......stop making sense will ya please?

 

[BigDawg69]

huh? wha?

 

[seXieleXie]

*swoon*
yet another reason i like JMJ his way with words and ability to speak his mind.

 

[JazzManJim]

I like plants. Which ones do the generate "rambling, insane political posts"? Can i get them in six packs at my local nursey or do i have to start those kind from seed?

Oh you have some gall! Some nerve!! Some...freakiness about you. If I wasn't in such a good mood, I'd rare back and call you...

vanilla!

{GASP} Uh oh..I did it now. Damn....another can of worms opened.

Actually, I meant for "plants" to read "Planets", but, now that I think of it "plants" makes more sense. After all...they just sit there, beaming their insane plantness into some impressionable people's heads, being all greann and even indulging in illicit and, for all we know illegal, photosynthesis. Fucking plants.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Yeah

JazzManJim,

By God you have some nerve to spew such stinking crap at the same time another thread is trying to aspire to a more gentle subject.

No! I shall not! Crap I shall spew until I can spew no more!

Oh, and I've been meaning to ask you. Are you related to Gilly Bean? I mean, she must have gotten all the looks in *that* family.

 

[cymbidia]

Yeh. Vanilla, too.

Fucking plants.

Monoecious and dioecious sexually trysting vegetable matter. Heterozygous and homozygous, just like us. ~wildly amused... and, uh, a little aroused~

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Yeh. Vanilla, too.

Monoecious and dioecious sexually trysting vegetable matter. Heterozygous and homozygous, just like us. ~wildly amused... and, uh, a little aroused~

Whoa! did you just call me a homozygous??

I'm tempted to pistil whip you, but I don't have the stamena.

Hell, all I really remember from botany is that plants have xylem and phloem and something about how that transports nutrients around. Fucking xylem.

 

[cymbidia]

Xylem
Plant vascular tissue that carries water and minerals from the roots up through a plant and that also helps to support a plant.

Phloem
Plant vascular tissue that carries food.

Fuck
Actually, the word 'fuck' is an abbreviation. In old England, anyone caught doing illegal cohabitation was charged with 'unlawful carnal knowledge'---that was the technical term. It was a very common offense and, on the blotter, instead of writing out that so-and-so was being held 'for unlawful carnal knowledge' they would just write, 'F.U.C.K.'

Some sources insist that FUCK actually stood for Forced Unknown Carnal Knowledge and was used for women who had been raped. It was sometimes written on the door of her house so that men would know she was not a virgin.
Source: http://www.bigmagic.com/pages/blackj/column27.html

My second edition OED has almost two full columns on the word. The first use, in literature, was in 1503 by someone named Dunbar in Poems.

 

[JazzManJim]

Damned know-it-all.

 

[Cath!]

NO!

I won't play nice...and you can't make me!

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: NO!

I won't play nice...and you can't make me!

Why you.....I should....I mean....you....d'oh...!

Ooh I'm gonna spank you 'til you squeal! You multiple-name-havin', flirtatious, venom-spewing wench!

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: Yeah

No! I shall not! Crap I shall spew until I can spew no more!

Oh, and I've been meaning to ask you. Are you related to Gilly Bean? I mean, she must have gotten all the looks in *that* family.

Huh....Gilly Bean? Why you.... Get your opinionated ass over here and fight like a man. Gilly I'm sure is a lovely woman, but Mr. God Damn Bean doesn't look like anybody I know.

Now leave me alone so I can shave my tongue.....

 

[cymbidia]

Damned know-it-all.

I have a couple of degrees in botany, dearie, and taught it to 8th graders for years. You just wandered over my spot on the rug. Oh yeh, and someone has to own an OED; might as well be me.

 

[seXieleXie]

ah cym, a woman after my own heart. i love the oed. it's really rather sad i find it fascinating. have you ever read the professor and the madman? it's about the making of the oed. really neat book.

and since this is jim's thread i know he won't mind the hijack