I'm starting a rock/ funk band! Drummer wanted!

medjay

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It's time to put the band back together. A couple of years ago me, and two friends of mine decided to start a band. I was the bass player, my boy R. was the guitarist and our girl J.B. was the vocalist/ tamborine player. We never did find a drummer and soon all our bright ideas were derailed by the fact that none of us knew how to play instruments or write songs. The world's greatest and most hard-rocking band broke up before anyone ever heard us (including ourselves)!

Well, a new year's coming and it's time to get back at it! First I'm going to buy a bass then learn how to play it. But we still need a drummer. Applicant must be able to know how to play the drums or at least be willing to learn. Also, he/she must not be afraid to bring the noise and/or funk. Relocation to Chicago would also be helpful. Send resume, a well written letter or a note from mom. Appicant will be judged based on potential funkiness.
 
No takers? I said you didn't even have to know how to play! It doesn't get any easier!
 
i do not know how to play drums, but i could stand around and shake my ass if that would help.
 
amelia said:
i do not know how to play drums, but i could stand around and shake my ass if that would help.

If you're willing to don thigh high boots and a short skirt you might be a contender.
 
I'd like to be the one that the group blames for the tragic break up on Behind The Music.
 
Shaq said:
I'd like to be the one that the group blames for the tragic break up on Behind The Music.

Chronic drug use or a bad habit of trashing hotel rooms?
 
Ive been playing drums for 30 years......and a rockfunk band sounds cool. I have played in everything from metal bands, to a top 40 night club band with a barry manilow front man.....hey it was steady work 6 nights a week and I didnt have to move my kit. I have auditioned for three pro bands.....didnt make the cut but it was a great time and made some cool aqauintances.
I have played every thing from bongos to a 18 piece set of Tama's

Cant do the chicago thing even though Im not that far away....but good luck in your search........
 
Well, I have no musical talent at all, but Knowledge Is King, and I'm a wealth of funky knowlege, ya know.
 
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