I'm sorry, is this YOUR car I'm puking on?

[sunstruck]

Ok, I just went outside to get something out of my car and the town drunk (who distinguishes himself from the other drunks in town because he tends to walk all over town hitting the bars along the way as opposed to parking is ass on a bar stool, thus earning the title) is leaning over the tail end of MY baby, emptying his stomach of what could only be based on it's consistancy and wafting odor, whiskey and chilli fries.

It's barely fucking NOON! So he turns to me and actually says "I'm sorry, is this your car?" Like it matters! There are perfectly good bushes right next to it!

THEN the sonofabitch has the gall to ask me to have the DJ play him a Hank Williams tune!

I told him to get the FUCK off my car, stay the FUCK away from the station or I would have is worthless, drunk, sorry and disgustingly rank ass arrested.

We don't even have a car wash in town. I'm going to find a hose.

Fucking GROSS man!

 

[Problem Child]

Two snyde responses come to mind. Take your choice.

1. Dad? Is that you? (self-deprecating response)

2. p_p_man? When did you get to the states? (response with the higher chance of actually occuring)

 

[bluemuse]

OMG Sunstruck!!! Grossness! You have my very deep and sincere simpathy. Ain't nothing worse than cleaning up someone elses barf.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

OMG Sunstruck!!! Grossness! You have my very deep and sincere simpathy. Ain't nothing worse than cleaning up someone elses barf.

Yeah, that is really disgusting.

When I was in college, someone staggered back from the bars and didn't make it to the men's room. Instead he puked on the radiator at the end of the hall. Nothing like waking up to the smell of freshly baked vomit.

Clean up your car right away Sunstruck. I bet the stomach acid will not be very good for its finish.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

ewwww, not on the baby! Geez, that is sick, I would have beat the hell outta the fucker. One should be allowed to terminate a person on the spot for stuff like this.

 

[lovetoread]

Its not something you see everyday now is it?

 

[MechaBlade]

Not cool, dude. If he was drunk enough not to remember, I'd punch him.

 

[sunstruck]

lol Thanks for the sympathy guys. I drove down to my friends flower shop and hosed it off. I'll hit the car wash on the way home.

Luckily it was mostly the bumper, and thank God it was chilly this morning or I might have had the top down. I swear if that bastard had puked IN my bug I would have beaten the crap out of him right then and there.

I know I have an abnormal attatchment to my car, but my dad and my brothers rebuilt her for me themselves so she's special.

Now...there is vengence to plot.


Oh, and PC, go with the ppman gag, self depreciation doesn't suit you.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Now...there is vengence to plot.

start a campaign for the banning of all alchohol? heh, that'll teach those pesky bastards