I'm sorry but I have to post this.

Octavian

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps this fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, in a trice, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail -it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again. "Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........



Wait for it.....




" I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".
 
So, you found those old Noel Edmonds tapes then.

(Personally, I love this type of joke, must be the English in me.)

NL
 
Octavian said:
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps this fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, in a trice, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail -it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again. "Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........



Wait for it.....




" I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".

That's what I like about you Oct, we don't see you for a year at a time and you have to come out with something like that:D And it made me spill my bloody beer.
 
ok two prawns talking to each other. cute but weird what was that a childrens book?:confused: :confused: :confused:
 
Re: Re: I'm sorry but I have to post this.

pop_54 said:
That's what I like about you Oct, we don't see you for a year at a time and you have to come out with something like that:D And it made me spill my bloody beer.
Yeah, I love the bloke too, Pops (though not like I lurv you, :p ). I think of his name and its derivation, then take the time to read this unbelievably *awful* joke and I wonder what happened to my wondrous image of the pink cavalier. :rolleyes:

Glad you dropped by, Octavian. (Really.)

Perdita :rose:
 
I don't know whether to laugh, or pluck out my eyes with a plastic spork.
 
shereads said:
I don't know whether to laugh, or pluck out my eyes with a plastic spork.
Actually, Sher, I could not laugh. Nearly barfed though. P. ;)

edited to add smilie; witless above, Octavian always delights.
 
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You know what bothers me about being german the most ?
Now comes the punchline:
That I didn't understand this joke. :(
I guess it's my lack of english language. :(

Snoopy
 
SnoopDog said:
You know what bothers me about being german the most ?
Now comes the punchline:
That I didn't understand this joke. :(
I guess it's my lack of english language. :(

Snoopy

And I always thought that was just stereotyping. Hmm. Grains of truth from babes and fools eh?

Or are you taking the piss?

Gauche
 
gauchecritic said:
And I always thought that was just stereotyping. Hmm. Grains of truth from babes and fools eh?

Or are you taking the piss?

Gauche

:D

I'd go for the former. I don't think they have the capability to laugh at themselves, let alone hit back at those who do. ;)

Lou

P.S. Snoopy, you know I love ya! :D
 
Tatelou said:
:D

I'd go for the former. I don't think they have the capability to laugh at themselves, let alone hit back at those who do. ;)

Lou

P.S. Snoopy, you know I love ya! :D

I do sweetheart :heart:
Oh and y'all believe me, the person that always laughs the most about myself is....me !!!

Thank god Octavian took the time to explain it to me. Now I'm less a fool than before. ('A fool, but an honest fool he remains')
I'd love to tell you a joke in german now but I'm afraid 99 % won't understsnd it anyways. And I'm not talking about punchlines here. :D

Snoopy
P.S.: Oh and Katie-Lou-Lou-Dooby-Doo (*dancing while speaking your name*), you know I love you too.
 
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