I'm so indecisive...
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Sillyman
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steelvelvet200
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listening....intently
to the Rose...
to the Rose...
steelvelvet200
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ok...lets be honest...
lets say you have my attention...isn't that what you wanted...or needed....
i'm not arrogant...i'm just here for you...!
lets say you have my attention...isn't that what you wanted...or needed....
i'm not arrogant...i'm just here for you...!
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red_rose said:
lol
You have a point there...
But I COULD be stalking you...in disguise....and in real life we know each other well...and we've made love......and I went nuts and am obsessed with you...and can't get you out of my mind...and......
Ummm...no, I have no experience with this....
JazzManJim
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Please keep this av.
You're beeyooteefull!
And dammit, Nigel! Stop shopping at the same stalker stores I am! We stalkers have to keep some individual style.
You're beeyooteefull!
And dammit, Nigel! Stop shopping at the same stalker stores I am! We stalkers have to keep some individual style.
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Nigel said:
But I COULD be stalking you...in disguise....and in real life we know each other well...and we've made love......and I went nuts and am obsessed with you...and can't get you out of my mind...and......
Ummm...no, I have no experience with this....
Eep!You're not...
...no, you *couldn't* be...
Hehe... j/k
runs for the door....
steelvelvet200
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indecisive....about....?
what guy to choose as your hero????
pick me!!!! pick me!!!!
NIgel...and the Jazzman are good selections too...
but DON"T be indecisive...
what guy to choose as your hero????
pick me!!!! pick me!!!!
NIgel...and the Jazzman are good selections too...
but DON"T be indecisive...
Sillyman
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red_rose said:
Thank you very much, JMJ!
My pleasure.
JazzManJim
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Re: indecisive....about....?
Wait. Wait.
I"m not cut out for the hero business.
I am open, however for the positions of StudMuffin, LoveGod, JazzStud, Sex Machine, and Comic Relief.
steelvelvet200 said:
Wait. Wait.
I"m not cut out for the hero business.
I am open, however for the positions of StudMuffin, LoveGod, JazzStud, Sex Machine, and Comic Relief.
JazzManJim
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NIGEL!!
Don't run to the right! Don't run to the right! She's dug a tiger trap there!
Weave left!!
Don't run to the right! Don't run to the right! She's dug a tiger trap there!
Weave left!!
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JazzManJim said:Please keep this av.
You're beeyooteefull!
And dammit, Nigel! Stop shopping at the same stalker stores I am! We stalkers have to keep some individual style.
Jim:
I shop at Stanley's Studio of Stalking (it's the shop attached to the school).
Oh, where did you get that LOVELY machete????
