I'm so indecisive...

[red_rose]

Jim:

I shop at Stanley's Studio of Stalking (it's the shop attached to the school).

Oh, where did you get that LOVELY machete????

Machete???

 

[Sillyman]

Note to self: Remember to start stocking catnip.

 

[red_rose]

I get comic relief pal. I'll shove Play-doh up my nose for a quarter. You can have JazzGod though, I believe that's open.

Hehehehe...


Oh, Silly, my sweet...

*sings* I've got something for you-ou...

http://members.aol.com/twittwoo/quarter.jpg

 

[Nigel]

But... do you have anything to protect them against my KILLER CAT?

Protection from THAT?? I think a ball of fluff would distract it...for about four seconds...then it would need a nap....

 

[Nigel]

NIGEL!!

Don't run to the right! Don't run to the right! She's dug a tiger trap there!

Weave left!!

*leaping left, just in time*

Thanks, JMJ!!! What a pal!!

 

[JazzManJim]

Jim:

I shop at Stanley's Studio of Stalking (it's the shop attached to the school).

Oh, where did you get that LOVELY machete????

Well, you understand, it's strictly for cutting through the underbrush our inconsiderate stalkees never seem to trim down outside their windows.

I get all my stuff at Stalker Heaven. they have a great jingle:

"If the object of your attention
Won't give you the time of day.
You'll need to camp out in the bushes
And take some photos without delay.
So when you need your night-time goggles
And that telephoto lens.
Come right down to Stalker Heaven.
You'll be the envy of all your friends."

 

[Tropism]

But... do you have anything to protect them against my KILLER CAT?

One quick nip and its all over.
Cat Solutions Inc.

[edit: oops too graphic to post!]

 

[Sillyman]

Gaurd cats are fuckers man. Don't ever forget that if you like having a tendon.

White or Pink Play-Doh ma'am? I'm gonna get awfully stuffed up...

 

[JazzManJim]

*leaping left, just in time*

Thanks, JMJ!!! What a pal!!

*Right into that leghold trap.*

She's mine now! All mine!

Ha! Ha! Ha! hahahahahahaha!!

Oops, net trap. <sproing!!>

Dammit

Umm...a little help here? Helloooooo? Anybody?

 

[red_rose]

Gaurd cats are fuckers man. Don't ever forget that if you like having a tendon.

White or Pink Play-Doh ma'am? I'm gonna get awfully stuffed up...

For your nose, I think green goes best...

http://www.stupid.com/giftshop/playdoh.jpg

And, Trop... What kinds of graphic pics were you trying to post??

 

[red_rose]

*Right into that leghold trap.*

She's mine now! All mine!

Ha! Ha! Ha! hahahahahahaha!!

Oops, net trap. <sproing!!>

Dammit

Umm...a little help here? Helloooooo? Anybody?

lol

It appears I had this place rigged a lot better than I thought I did!

 

[steelvelvet200]

uh-oh....

is this a cat conversation.....?

my dog would object....

 

[Sillyman]

*stuff stuff stuff*

Yeth Ma'am. How wid dis? Good nufv?

 

[red_rose]

*stuff stuff stuff*

Yeth Ma'am. How wid dis? Good nufv?

Dat's mah boy! lol

 

[Nigel]

Well, you understand, it's strictly for cutting through the underbrush our inconsiderate stalkees never seem to trim down outside their windows.

I get all my stuff at Stalker Heaven. they have a great jingle:

"If the object of your attention
Won't give you the time of day.
You'll need to camp out in the bushes
And take some photos without delay.
So when you need your night-time goggles
And that telephoto lens.
Come right down to Stalker Heaven.
You'll be the envy of all your friends."

LMFAO!!!!

Jim...I don't think I've ever told you before...but you ROCK!!!!

 

[OpposingBalance]

Sillyman Stalking Emporium has all the things you need for a successful hunting of humans, including plastic bags for mementos, black camo clothing, a variety of dog poisons, and books on how to disarm security systems. Plus, our staff has over 20 years of experience in the field. Come on down today!

LOL
I still love you silly...
You'll always have my vote

 

[Sillyman]

LOL
I still love you silly...
You'll always have my vote

No compliments needed, just send nude pictures...

 

[OpposingBalance]

No compliments needed, just send nude pictures...

LOL
You're so baaaaadd silly....lol
I'm not quite that easy, lol.

 

[Sillyman]

LOL
You're so baaaaadd silly....lol
I'm not quite that easy, lol.

I'll wear you down opposing Just you wait and see.

 

[red_rose]

Silly stalking OB now?

STALKERS, STALKERS EVERYWHERE!

 

[OpposingBalance]

I'll wear you down opposing Just you wait and see.

You'll wear me down?
lol...we'll see..
red_rose, he can try to 'stalk' me any day, lol...

 

[Nigel]

You'll wear me down?
lol...we'll see..
red_rose, he can try to 'stalk' me any day, lol...

peeking in...for one last gaze at red_rose...and a peek at Opposing Balance...before going to bed in my room plastered with pics of red_rose....

Goodnight, lovely ladies....

Nigel

 

[red_rose]

peeking in...for one last gaze at red_rose...and a peek at Opposing Balance...before going to bed in my room plastered with pics of red_rose....

Goodnight, lovely ladies....

Nigel

'night, Nigel.

 

[Nigel]

'night, Nigel.

OOOH!! I almost missed my kiss!

'night, red_rose.......

 

[OpposingBalance]

peeking in...for one last gaze at red_rose...and a peek at Opposing Balance...before going to bed in my room plastered with pics of red_rose....

Goodnight, lovely ladies....

Nigel

Oops! almost missed this one..
Nighters!