I'm so HORNY!

[Up Too Late]

God! no swells until the the end of next week, and that's if it hits us here, so surf is horrible! And I'm so freak'n horny! I need to have hot, hard, passionate, rough, all night long sex! Any of you lit ladies want to come over!

Hell, I'll even cook breakfast for you!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hehe me love you long time hehe j/k

 

[Up Too Late]

hehe me love you long time hehe j/k

LOL.....that was good!! WHoo Hooo!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well this cold I have must be bad.. I don't feel horny at all tonight. Just wish I had someone here to cuddle right now.....

 

[koalabear]

Well this cold I have must be bad.. I don't feel horny at all tonight. Just wish I had someone here to cuddle right now.....

HMmmmm and spread all those germs!

 

[Up Too Late]

Well this cold I have must be bad.. I don't feel horny at all tonight. Just wish I had someone here to cuddle right now.....

well cuddling would be nice now too, I just need to be close to a warm woman's body. Damn, I think I could stay there too!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

well cuddling would be nice now too, I just need to be close to a warm woman's body. Damn, I think I could stay there too!

My body is aching from this cold. A nice massage would be good....

 

[Up Too Late]

My body is aching from this cold. A nice massage would be good....

you know I could use one too, my left shoulder....hmm, it hurts. But I would give you one. You need it more

Hot tea?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hot tea?

Thank you, you better put some lemon in there to ease my throat.

 

[Up Too Late]

Thank you, you better put some lemon in there to ease my throat.

here you go, not too hot, come on to bed and I'll rub your back...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

here you go, not too hot, come on to bed and I'll rub your back...

Thank you the drink is lovely, though you better not come to close I don't want you to catch my cold. How can you Hang 10 if you have a cold also.

 

[Up Too Late]

Thank you the drink is lovely, though you better not come to close I don't want you to catch my cold. How can you Hang 10 if you have a cold also.

ahh..I'm not worried about catching it, then you can bring me hot tea, and rub my back!

no hang'n 10 on my board....
what else can I bring you?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

ahh..I'm not worried about catching it, then you can bring me hot tea, and rub my back!

no hang'n 10 on my board....
what else can I bring you?

Ok, I'll bring you a hot tea and a sexy chick of your discription to help with your horny state.

 

[Up Too Late]

Ok, I'll bring you a hot tea and a sexy chick of your discription to help with your horny state.

just bring your pretty self and I'll be right as rain!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

just bring your pretty self and I'll be right as rain!

I warn you I'd be as boring as hell, my medicine states i should not work machinery while on the stuff.

 

[Up Too Late]

I warn you I'd be as boring as hell, my medicine states i should not work machinery while on the stuff.

no worries...no heavy machinery will be used!

 

[amelia]

[rant]i don't know how many times i have to tell you people..it's hornee[/rant]

 

[Up Too Late]

[rant]i don't know how many times i have to tell you people..it's hornee[/rant]

I'm so damn HORNEE!!!

 

[Skibum]

Well this cold I have must be bad.. I don't feel horny at all tonight.

That's odd. When I have a cold I get even more horny than usual.

 

[angela69]

I know what it's like to be horny as hell. I was that way about 15 hours ago.

This guy came into the club where I dance late yesterday afternoon. He watched me dance up on stage. See, they have each girl do two songs. In the first song you're supposed to lose your top, and in the second get completely naked.

I am a somewhat large (5'6" 120) brunette of Italian heritage, larger than a lot of the girls at the club. At 33, I'm also one of the oldest dancers at the club (ages range from 19 to 40). And I'm not a blonde. So a lot of the guys don't sit up close to the stage to watch me. But this one guy yesterday watched me, and gave me good tips as I danced in front of him. He looks about 40, so not much older than me. He then asked me for a private dance in the back room the club has for this purpose. He kept telling me how he likes larger women, and how sexy I am, so since he was being so nice I wanted to give him extra-special treatment. He had a button-down-the-front shirt, so I popped a couple of his buttons and began playing with his chest, which the girls aren't SUPPOSED to do but the bouncer wasn't around to catch me. I ground my big booty into him, and felt him harden against my thong. Most customers don't have this effect on me, but this guy was being so sweet he was starting to turn me on. He had me do a second private dance for him, and I was really getting into it with him now, as much as he was.

About an hour after I did the two private dances for him, it was my turn on stage again. Again, he was the only one up close to the stage, so I gave him a real show. I rubbed my 36-Bs against the top of his head on the first song, and on the second I spread my legs before him and began playing with my pussy inches from his face. I made sure he could see I was getting wet. Then I seductively licked my finger clean. I grabbed his head and pressed it into my cleavage, and leaned in to gently nibble his earlobe, then panted as seductively as I could in his ear. It was partly an act, but partly genuine horniness now.

By now it was about 5:30. The set ends at 6:00 and a lot of the girls go home and new girls come in. A lot of customers leave at the 6:00 change, too.

This same guy asked me over to a table in the back of the room, to talk. I don't normally do that, since I get no money talking instead of doing private dances. But I had not been asked for any more private dances, so for some reason I agreed to sit with him. He asked me if my boyfriend is good to me, does he eat me out often enough, real personal stuff, but he asked me in a sweet way that didn't make me at all uncomfortable. He told me about how I had a similar build to his wife, and how he loves to eat her out, and how her first words to him when he got home from work last night were "I want to do the wild thing." He asked me what my favorite thing was to do with my boyfriend, and I told him I like to sit on his face and let his tongue go wild on me. This sexy talk was turning us both on.

He asked me to give him one more private dance, and by now I was so turned on I would almost have done it for free. But he paid me nicely, and I again reached in his shirt. His nipples were hard, which felt nice against my hand. As I ground my barely-covered big butt over his trousers, I could feel his hard cock. He told me he was going to leave in a few minutes and take his horniness home to his wife.

I asked him his game plan. He said he was going to kiss her neck, work his way down until he was kissing and licking her pussy, then suck her hot little clit up into his mouth until she comes and comes on his face, then when she starts begging for it, he was going to slowly and powerfully stuff her full of his hard cock. His wife sounds like as wild and crazy a nympho as I am, and I could tell he REALLY loves his wife and wants to please her. I sensed he comes into the club not to get other women, but to get turned-on enough to REALLY give it to his wife. I thought that was SO sweet of him.

He asked me if my boyfriend eats me out real good like he does for his wife (he does). He asked if I was going home soon, I said yes I leave at the 6:00 shift change. He asked what MY game plan was for tonight. I said the minute I get in the door I'm going to grab my 5'10" 220-pound hunk of a boyfriend, throw him down on the bed, park my naked pussy on his face and demand that he give me his best tongue work. Then I'll slide down over his cock and ride him all night. All the way home from work, I was thinking about this customer's plan to eat-out his wife, and my plan to ride my boyfriend, and I was just SO damned horny!

I'd like to think this customer took care of his wife last night like he said he would. I know I followed through on MY game-plan, and spent half the night fucking-away the horniness this customer had instilled in me.

I feel MUCH better today!

-- Angela69

 

[seductivewife]

God! no swells until the the end of next week, and that's if it hits us here, so surf is horrible! And I'm so freak'n horny! I need to have hot, hard, passionate, rough, all night long sex! Any of you lit ladies want to come over!

Hell, I'll even cook breakfast for you!

OH GOD!! I love a man that will cook breakfast!! If only I could train my hubby to do that!! Smiles!!

 

[Up Too Late]

Re: Re: I'm so HORNY!

OH GOD!! I love a man that will cook breakfast!! If only I could train my hubby to do that!! Smiles!!

well hubby, get on the ball!
now my shoulders are killing me, alright, how about no sex, just a back and shoulder massage? Any takers?

Please.....

 

[SexyLilTerp23]

...living in a dorm for 2 years where there are guys at all hours of the day ready to take care of any hornyness you might have is bad....soo very bad...well, no its so unbelievably good, until you come back home for the summer, and you realize that you cant just wake up at 2 am and have hot wild sex all night long...whats a girl to do? pleasing myself is one thing, but there are just those times when i'd give anything to get a nice pounding by a long thick cock...ahhh im so unbelievably horny...i cant wait for school to start again and id never thought id hear myself say that...hell, all i want right now is to lick and suck a dick...mmm...i can just taste it...

 

[chrisjs13]

who says you have to wait till school starts again elly. Summer is meant to be enjoyed . Cum over anytime...especially at 2am