i'm so fucking bored.

This would be a good time for you to knit me a sweater.:D Remember, I'm a summer not a winter. I look best in oranges and greens.
 
the best i could do for you is a tiny cozy for your pecker. pm me your measurments, as a too-big cozy is not really cozy at all.
 
honeylick said:

Take up painting or something. I can tell you how Law and Order ends too. I've got suggestions out the ying-yang.
 
honeylick said:
the best i could do for you is a tiny cozy for your pecker. pm me your measurments, as a too-big cozy is not really cozy at all.

Oh man, that's just what I've been needing. Just remember when you get those measurements that I'm a grower, not a shower.
 
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Marxist said:
Take up painting or something. I can tell you how Law and Order ends too. I've got suggestions out the ying-yang.

i stopped watching law and order when mr big left... it just wasnt the same...

i do have a few choice paint by numbers... "mona lisa gang bang" or "sunset over the dumpyard"...

good suggestions.
-wry grin-
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
Oh man, that's just what I've been needing. Just remember when you get those measurements that I'm a grower, not a shower.

sure you are.

-measuring out a couple feet of yarn-
 
Isn't the Mona Lisa a little old and brittle for a gangbang?
 
gangbang.gif


Mona Lisa?
 
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honeylick said:
be nice to your clam, and she will be good to you.
-stroking-


So if I put some sand in your clit you'll spit out a pearl? :)
 
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HeavyStick said:
So if I put some sand in your clit you'll spit out a pearl? :)
i've got plenty of pearl... and it already has its metal mounting...
-grin-
 
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honeylick said:
i've got plenty of pearl... and it already has its metal mounting...
-grin-


Sounds like you like the serious hardware. Do you prefer a three prong or four prong mount?
 
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HeavyStick said:
Sounds like you like the serious hardware. Do you prefer a three prong or four prong mount?
um one actually... right thru the center.
 
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honeylick said:
um one actually... right thru the center.


Sorry i missed this.


I could see you going for a three prong. It's good to have a secure setting.
 
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