I'm so fuckin' horny, I...

[docisin]

First I AM so fucking horny, and am always looking for new ways to get off (biM); so, what have you done in the past because you're SO FUCKING HORNY, and had to get off....?

 

[vizio]

put my vibrator in and slowly stroked my cock to build up to a large load

 

[GhostFeather18]

First I AM so fucking horny, and am always looking for new ways to get off (biM); so, what have you done in the past because you're SO FUCKING HORNY, and had to get off....?

Skip the warm up and go straight for the largest butt plug I own

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I am a very old woman. Old women are not supposed to be horny. To help I have sex with friends or use my dildo or remote controlled vibrator.
Then my husband gets on Lit and I get horny again.

 

[docisin]

Swear, LIT needs a "like" and "Love" button...

 

[docisin]

Skip the warm up and go straight for the largest butt plug I own

I've tried butt plugs, they don't do much for me....am I missing something?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Swear, LIT needs a "like" and "Love" button...

It also needs an unhorny button. I have to sit on several terry towels.

 

[GhostFeather18]

I've tried butt plugs, they don't do much for me....am I missing something?

It's not for everyone. For me it is super intense and I immediately have an electrifying orgasm.

 

[Massacre]

Taken a pair of panties of someone i was houe sitting and used them to jack off for the rest of them day.

 

[Dogma52]

Swear, LIT needs a "like" and "Love" button...

"Like"

 

[bookworm69]

It also needs an unhorny button. I have to sit on several terry towels.

ahhh .... that is so cool. love a woman who is a self-starter, needs only a little incentive to bringing on the sexual heat.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

ahhh .... that is so cool. love a woman who is a self-starter, needs only a little incentive to bringing on the sexual heat.

I sent her to the kitchen to cook. Too much hornyness is not healthy.

 

[bookworm69]

I sent her to the kitchen to cook. Too much hornyness is not healthy.

this sounds like a guy who's getting it on a regular basis. good for you, man.

 

[Bottomlover]

I've tried butt plugs, they don't do much for me....am I missing something?

Try sitting on a fire hydrant.

 

[Sunnyade]

"Like"

Like

 

[kc_sweetNsour]

I've been so horny that I've had to go back to the grocery store because I ruined the first bag if cucumbers I bought.

 

[soccermomnympho]

...I was humping my stick shift

 

[HeavyBalls]

...I was humping my stick shift

You need a man m'dear... STAT!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

...have a huge bulge in my shorts.

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm so horny I'm going to go home and eat sardines off a hair brush.

 

[bicurnow]

...I was humping my stick shift

I own a stick shift!

 

[thongpanty]

I was so horny, i shaved myself smooth, cleaned my butt, sat on my dildo, masterbated, came in my
left hand, then ate the evidence...
and butt plugs give you that long term stuffed feeling ...

 

[MilkFountain]

Sharing and voyeur eye-candy . .

First I AM so fucking horny, and am always looking for new ways to get off (biM); so, what have you done in the past because you're SO FUCKING HORNY, and had to get off....?

My wife's eye-candy, I think impossible for any man on seeing her to not just WANT her. Badly. The hottest thing I've ever done, we've ever done, because i was so horny, was on a reason-be-damned whim. We'd talked about sharing her for quite some time. I got so horny talking with her once, that I asked her to surprise me by bedding with someone, without telling me beforehand, and hand him the her Iphone to take Point-Of-View video of her. I told her I didn't want to see his face or know who he was. When I thought she'd forgotten about it and was going to remind her, she handed me the phone and just said look. It put me through some changes, but it was the hottest moment possible, hotter than anything either of us had ever done. I did recognize who the guy was. That put me through some changes. As foreplay, we often talk about it, me pushing her for new details, asking new questions.

 

[Sonofawhore]

Hmmm. Where to begin

 

[docisin]

I'm so horny I'm going to go home and eat sardines off a hair brush.

LMFAO!! Nice!