I'm sick of my next door neighbors!

[medjay]

If I go to bed at midnight my neighbors are fucking. If I go to bed at 3 a.m. they're fucking. If I wake up at 6 a.m. they're fucking. If I wake up at 10 a.m. they're fucking. If I go to take a nap at 5 in the afternoon they're fucking. At at all other times they're arguing! I went into the bedroom a minute ago and they're fucking right now! The worst part is they're both in their 50's so I can't even conjure up any sexy images of what's going on over there. All I can do is cringe and shudder like Sideshow Bob.

Arrrgh!!! What the hell?

I'm not the type to hate on anyone for getting some sex but Jesus! Do they ever sleep or go to work? I'm not even 30 yet and I don't have the energy to carry on like that. I'm going to have to find a new girlfriend quick so I can make some racket of my own. See how they like it . . .

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

Just hope you're that spunky when you're in your 50's

 

[lavender]

I'd volunteer to help you make some racket. I'm quite loud. Unfortunately, you are far away.

 

[Lasz]

Just start to be really loud when you masterbate and play some porno movies really loud too.

When you go to work put a porno in your DVD player or on your computer and put it in a loop. One that is really loud and put the speakers up to their wall or ceiling or whatever.

 

[Raina]

LMAO

I was going to say that I felt your pain. I had a crappy neighbor that I had to have arrested 3 times before she finally got evicted...but I think your experience is a little different than mine.

 

[medjay]

Just start to be really loud when you masterbate and play some porno movies really loud too.

When you go to work put a porno in your DVD player or on your computer and put it in a loop. One that is really loud and put the speakers up to their wall or ceiling or whatever.

Actually, that's a good idea . . .

 

[Zmey]

The longest fuck I ever had lasted a week ....... that was fun...

 

[under where]

Throw beer cans in their yard.