I'm scared...be nice!

[OGME]

mmm....
I think i'm in need of more than hugs now

*grabs car keys & rushes out the door*

*realises he doesn't know where he's going and returns, disconsolate, to the computer...*

 

[DiJiT]

Where exactly would you be hugging me?

Anyplace I could get away with it.

I think I would have a very hard time keeping my hands from roaming all over your incredible self.

 

[_me_]

*grabs car keys & rushes out the door*

*realises he doesn't know where he's going and returns, disconsolate, to the computer...*

I don't think i'm that far from you....you'd have to get past my hubby though!

 

[_me_]

Anyplace I could get away with it.

I think I would have a very hard time keeping my hands from roaming all over your incredible self.

You can let your hands roam anywhere

 

[OGME]

I don't think i'm that far from you....you'd have to get past my hubby though!

Great - two frustrations for the price of one! :

Tell you what - I'll give your husband a good seeing-to after I've finished with you?

 

[DiJiT]

You can let your hands roam anywhere

oooh such an invitation......you don't know what troube you've unleashed

*Looks at her stunning body trying to decide where to start*

....any suggestions?

 

[_me_]

Great - two frustrations for the price of one! :

Tell you what - I'll give your husband a good seeing-to after I've finished with you?

What, smack him one?

 

[OGME]

What, smack him one?

Well, being more of the pacifist type, i thought give him a good time, but I'll take your advice

 

[_me_]

Well, being more of the pacifist type, i thought give him a good time, but I'll take your advice

If you tried to do that, I think he'd smack you one

 

[OGME]

If you tried to do that, I think he'd smack you one

Hmmm...might be worth it for the craic!

 

[DiJiT]

If you tried to do that, I think he'd smack you one

ok then, I'll tend to your needs. I'm built VERY solid so there isn't anything he could do to deture me.

Just tell me where to start

 

[_me_]

Hmmm...might be worth it for the craic!

The what?

 

[_me_]

ok then, I'll tend to your needs. I'm built VERY solid so there isn't anything he could do to deture me.

Just tell me where to start

Surprise me.....I love surprises
The bigger the better

 

[OGME]

The what?

Craic = untranslateable Irish word for 'fun', 'a laugh', and, in this case, just to see...

Also a pun on 'crack' like the sound of his fist to my head

 

[OGME]

Surprise me.....I love surprises
The bigger the better

I'm a big surprise

 

[_me_]

Craic = untranslateable Irish word for 'fun', 'a laugh', and, in this case, just to see...

Also a pun on 'crack' like the sound of his fist to my head

You naughty boy!!

 

[_me_]

I'm a big surprise

You would be if you turned up at my house

 

[DiJiT]

Surprise me.....I love surprises
The bigger the better

hmm...well then

*Slips behind you and begins with a slow massage of your shoulders and neck. Eases hs head down to you and trails soft kisses down your neck and across your shoulder as his hands slide around you and cup your bountiful chest squeezing lightly. He teases your breasts for awhile before turning you around in his arms and kissing you passionately as he draws you against him.*

Shall I continue?

 

[OGME]

You would be if you turned up at my house

Does that mean you're coming round to mine? I've left the light on in the porch...

 

[_me_]

Going to watch hotel inspector....sad, I know
I'll leave you with a pic....

 

[OGME]

Going to watch hotel inspector....sad, I know
I'll leave you with a pic....

I'll stay inspecting here, thank you very much

 

[_me_]

hmm...well then

*Slips behind you and begins with a slow massage of your shoulders and neck. Eases hs head down to you and trails soft kisses down your neck and across your shoulder as his hands slide around you and cup your bountiful chest squeezing lightly. He teases your breasts for awhile before turning you around in his arms and kissing you passionately as he draws you against him.*

Shall I continue?

God, yes

 

[_me_]

I'll stay inspecting here, thank you very much

 

[herc91]

Morning all.....

you have me rising thank you

 

[benjamin1966]

Going to watch hotel inspectors? Is that idiomatic? Don't understand. I would rather inspect you in a hotel. Big king size bed, jacuzzi in the room, bubbles in the water, scented candles, soft music in the background, chocolates in reach. At least for starters

Thinking about you is so intoxicating almost forgot the wine