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Good morning _me_ 
Good luck with the shopping
Good luck with the shopping
I'm scared...be nice!
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm_me_ said:Morning all.....
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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said…
"If either of you fucking idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said…
"If either of you fucking idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
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you're welcome_me_ said:lol
Thanks
it's true you see
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it is funny lol_me_ said:Ha....love it
might make your shopping trip more bearable
lol
Do love those breasts
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You look great in the recent shots!
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Beautiful
Your soft femanine curves are all that is great about women. There is nothing finer than spending an afternoon rolling around naked with a woman that looks like you. You have a comfortable sexiness that makes me believe you would be an amazing and sensual lover.
Your soft femanine curves are all that is great about women. There is nothing finer than spending an afternoon rolling around naked with a woman that looks like you. You have a comfortable sexiness that makes me believe you would be an amazing and sensual lover.
I am getting such wicked thoughts here.... 
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm_me_ said:
very tasty
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hope the shopping was successful_me_ said:Well my son is hurrying me up to go & get it over with....that's got to be a first!!
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