I'm really tired of this.

[April]

Lavy is this, Lavy is that. Lavy pissed in somone's cereal. God, just drop it. She's just human, not some bigger than life whatever. Personally, I'm tired of seeing her name all over the board. Lavy, Lavy, Lavy. What about me? I can be bitchy too. I want that much attention damnit. And she stole my man from me too. (not like he was worth much anyway) Bitch!

Now on to more important things.

It's foggy out there. It's fucking August! Yahoo weather says it's 64 degrees. This just ain't right, ya know. This part of the country is like the freakin' Twilight Zone. Oh yeah, the humidity's 100%. Geeze. Just freaky.

Errm, that's all I have to say for now.

Oh shit it's Tuesday!

 

[freescorfr]

April, you can be a goddess, too. I remember reading a lovely line by Maupassant where he decribed the Normandy mist:

"the countryside seemed to wake up with a smile and shake itself, putting off its night garment like a girl getting out of bed."

It's all about how you get out of bed in the morning, April.

 

[intrigued]

Might I offer you a valium or 10?

 

[Guest]

Who's this "Lavy" person you speak of?

 

[seXieleXie]

gawd that april is such a bitch! someone really ought to bed her over their knee and

....


wait, i've said too much

 

[Rambrat]

you must need a hug...

 

[Bindii]

gawd that april is such a bitch! someone really ought to bed her over their knee and

....


wait, i've said too much

Yeah...I think she pissed in my cereal!

 

[April]

I got out of bed on the same side as usual. And stepped gingerly across the floor. We have cats, you know. Stagger down the stairs, look out the window. It's foggy. How bizarre.

But here's the most important thought of the day: It could be worse.
LOL

I wouldn't mind being a goddess, even if it were just for one day.

 

[Bindii]

Ok in that case I declare today 'April is a goddess day!'

C'mon all lets celebrate!

 

[SINthysist]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107356

 

[SweetCherry]

I tried to give you adoration, April. Nobody ever responds to those posts over *there* tho. I feel so unloved.

*sniff sniff*

 

[April]

I know, SC. It's rather sad and pathetic.

 

[sexy-girl]

aprils not god or a goddess shes more like a devil

 

[April]

Well Ms. Heterophobe, how would you know?
I'm an evil goddess.


Actually, a half elf ranger, but no one cares about that. Heh.

 

[sexy-girl]

Well Ms. Heterophobe, how would you know?

thats what happens when i change my title late at night

 

[SweetCherry]

Hey, I have a thing for elves. And rangers are SO cool. I love how they handle those bows.

*drool*

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

But you've got a nice AV.

 

[April]

LOL I'm always a half-elf ranger if I can help it. I remember the gold box games used to penalize you for being a female. Wankers! That's what you get for letting men make the games.

Thanks, Love to give Roses. I like it a lot, but my favorite is still the winking av.

 

[Merelan]

Hey I respond, I worship you all the time. But you told me not too.

The weather has been wierd this year. Must be because you moved and conused all the minor Gods and Goddettes.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Hey you, get online

 

[SweetCherry]

Hey I respond, I worship you all the time. But you told me not too.

The weather has been wierd this year. Must be because you moved and conused all the minor Gods and Goddettes.

*pouncing Merelan*

And just where have YOU been, eh? Naughty thing. You've been ignoring us.

 

[lilminx]

April, you call them like you see them ,which some people consider being a bitch. I'm the same way, You don't see anyone trolling me either.

As for the goddess part, I remember when I first came here, Thumper (where has HE been?) got you to post some half nekked pics of yourself. I must say that your body is yummy (perhaps goddesslike?).

 

[April]

Hey you, get online

Who, me? Naw, can't be me. I'm not here. You never saw me.

I Lilminx.
Bring back the butterfly bra. Great av. Yeah, I remember those half-nekkid pics. LOL Don't have 'em anymore.

 

[Siren]

 

[Cheyenne]

hehe... *bump*