I'm really a closet cross-dresser...

[Zamdrist]

The evidence.

http://www.pconline.com/~zamdrist/steven-wig.jpg

 

[scylis]

i KNEW it!! i just KNEW it!

 

[Guest]

I'm just just so cornfused.

 

[Zamdrist]

God damn it! I'm 'comming out'! Support me. Yes, it's ME.

 

[Zephan]

I say if it feels good and makes you happy

how can it be wrong? I'm there for ya man. Just don't get too close!

 

[Uma]

Re: I say if it feels good and makes you happy

how can it be wrong?

Do you really mean that? I was thinking about that movie we watched last night. Check your PM box

 

[Zephan]

Do you really mean that? I was thinking about that movie we watched last night. Check your PM box

I read it and um...........

NO

 

[Ginny]

i wonder if that pic will trigger anything in riff.....

"Okay Zam, we can do this if you wear the wig and let me call you Lucy."

 

[Zamdrist]

i wonder if that pic will trigger anything in riff.....

Just not gonna let that go are you? LOL

 

[tortoise]

i wonder if that pic will trigger anything in riff.....

"Okay Zam, we can do this if you wear the wig and let me call you Lucy."

But wouldn't the REAL Lucy get jealous? Hell hath no fury like an artificial vagina scorned!!! WATCH YOUR BACK, ZAM!

 

[Zamdrist]

But wouldn't the REAL Lucy get jealous? Hell hath no fury like an artificial vagina scorned!!! WATCH YOUR BACK, ZAM!

Eeeeeek! That doesn't even look appealing...

http://www.xsensations.com/SCAN/Productos/vaginas/XPC8152-04.jpg

Wait a minute, is that a combination pocket pussy/hair brush? For the 'busy' man?

 

[tortoise]

Looks like a combination plastic pussy/wax lips. For the perv who is also a fan of nostalgic candy items. They also have Pixie Straw dildos... but those aren't very popular, given their lack of girth.

 

[Ginny]

http://www.adameve.com/images/products/7850-big.jpg

i've been picturing Lucy looking something like this....yeah...okay...so i've flashed to riff fucking her and it made me twitch...just a few times....and i didn't masturbate....

 

[Zamdrist]

http://www.adameve.com/images/products/7850-big.jpg
....and i didn't masturbate....

Yeah, ok, like we are supposed to believe that one! But...poor riff, he doesn't even know were hankering on him.

Let's see, what do we have here:

A couple bottles of some sort of lubricant.
A steel buzzy thingy.
Some sort of remote control...?

And look at that ass hole, are you gonna get much more than a pinky in that? Hmmm?

 

[Ginny]

Yeah, ok, like we are supposed to believe that one! But...poor riff, he doesn't even know were hankering on him.
Let's see, what do we have here:
A couple bottles of some sort of lubricant.
A steel buzzy thingy.
Some sort of remote control...?
And look at that ass hole, are you gonna get much more than a pinky in that? Hmmm?

yeah....<nodding>....turtle and i were just discussing the asshole....i think you drop that lil vibrating bullet into it...buzzzz city as you fuck the pussy....i may have to get the turtle one for memorial day or something...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well I think men look sexy wearing a pair of black stockings and a white busness shirt unbuttoned!!!

No makeup or dresses etc, just the above.......

 

[Ginny]

zam...find riff and get him in here to identify lucy....i want my riff fucking lucy visuals to be accurate...you know....