I'm quitting

landcruisergal said:
apologies.. you know why. my smart ass "your loss' wasn't warrented. :kiss:

Hey it should be ok to be a smart ass every now and then right?
 
Betticus said:
BDSM. I don't see the point anymore. It was a fun fantasy.

Okay Betticus you already know how I really feel about this, so in the spirit of satire , warmth and a slightly dysfunctional sense of humor perhaps we might consider say BDSM Anon........ Work out some snappy affirmations and stuff. Things to do if you fall off the wagon and become 'freak ass pervy guy' again. Hows that sitting with you ? :D
Removes thumb tack from the chair
 
I think he wants to be the freaky ass pervy guy, though.

What about FAPG Anonymous?

"Hi... my name is Betticus... and I'm a freaky ass perv."
"Hi, Betticus!"
 
I am not demented, I am a freaky ass pervy girl! :p

What kind of warning label would you recommend?
 
jadefirefly said:
I am not demented, I am a freaky ass pervy girl! :p

What kind of warning label would you recommend?

Oh, I guess there will have to be a group of freaky ass perverts.
 
jadefirefly said:
I am not demented, I am a freaky ass pervy girl! :p

What kind of warning label would you recommend?

WARNING! ALL ENTRYS IN REAR!
 
Betticus said:
Oh, I guess there will have to be a group of freaky ass perverts.
Nothing wrong with that. I'm sure I might come to visit from time to time. I'm sure your group won't be far from my pervy female ass fuckers group.

DOUBLE POST...slow system, Lit has, today. I got anxious, I guess.
 
Betticus said:
Oh, I guess there will have to be a group of freaky ass perverts.
Nothing wrong with that. I'm sure I might come to visit from time to time. I'm sure your group won't be far from my pervy female ass fuckers group.
 
DVS said:
Nothing wrong with that. I'm sure I might come to visit from time to time. I'm sure your group won't be far from my pervy female ass fuckers group.

You talk about little that doesn't have to do with asses. I'm going to have to think of a title for you.
 
brioche said:
You talk about little that doesn't have to do with asses. I'm going to have to think of a title for you.

Masster ? :nana:

adds banana dude because the post looks bland
 
I would like a nice, slow blowjob. One of you ladies on your knees in front of me, me telling you how hard I'm going to cum in your mouth and dirty talk in general. A nice long cane in my hand so I can reach your ass.... :rose:
 
Betticus said:
I would like a nice, slow blowjob. One of you ladies on your knees in front of me, me telling you how hard I'm going to cum in your mouth and dirty talk in general. A nice long cane in my hand so I can reach your ass.... :rose:

:eek:

*telephones miss jadefirefly*

Jade , Jade you there hun ? Betticus has fallen off the wagon already contact FAPG Anon as see what we should do............amd queeeeeeeeeek........... :D
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
:eek:

*telephones miss jadefirefly*

Jade , Jade you there hun ? Betticus has fallen off the wagon already contact FAPG Anon as see what we should do............amd queeeeeeeeeek........... :D

Knees, get on them. All I want to hear is "yes daddy"! :cool:
 
*cautiously raises hand*

Um... Mr Betticus, sir, how is one supposed to say "yes daddy" with their mouth full?











I really gotta learn when to keep my mouth shut... :p
 
jadefirefly said:
*cautiously raises hand*

Um... Mr Betticus, sir, how is one supposed to say "yes daddy" with their mouth full?


I really gotta learn when to keep my mouth shut... :p

That's it, I'm gonna chain you to the wall and hang a chain of chocolate chip cookies off of your neck!
 
jadefirefly said:
*cautiously raises hand*

Um... Mr Betticus, sir, how is one supposed to say "yes daddy" with their mouth full?

Hehehehe...you whisper "yes Daddy" just before your lips close around him.
 
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