I'm pretty sure I'm free of VD because...

[Guest]

I haven't got laid since the last millenia. I have nothing against prostitutes, but something I was born with inside my head would not allow me to get their service. I've never been to a strip joint either. I want to fuck all the time, but I'm just not the kind of person who buys a second-hand tooth brush.

So, I'm pretty sure I'll remain VD free for a lot longer.

Thank you for your time.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why not just wear a sign around your neck that says, "PLEASE make fun of me?"

Oh. That's what you're doing, isn't it?

Nah. Too easy.

Maroon.

 

[Smooth_Operator]

A pity, too, because I hear those Senegal hookers are little hellcats.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Reminds me of the kids that used to put "kick me" signs on their own backs, just so they could have some sort of human interaction during the school day.