I'm only doing this...

[scheherazade_79]

But....but.....but...........I thought that glow was..... ......and anyways, I LIKE being English.

You can get therapy for that, Auntie Mat Come now, there's no need to kick and scream Besides, I need you in my front line. You can be the one who carries the flag and sings Bread of Heaven

 

[Recidiva]

Ladies, ladies; peace. Do we need to get the UN in here to inspect for weapons of mass distraction?
BTW, You ARE scaring away all us guys.

If you are scared, you should be.

We need men, not guys!

 

[scheherazade_79]

Ladies, ladies; peace. Do we need to get the UN in here to inspect for weapons of mass distraction?
BTW, You ARE scaring away all us guys.

Not at all. It's completely unarmed naked mud wrestling. Take a seat. Enjoy...

 

[matriarch]

You can get therapy for that, Auntie Mat Come now, there's no need to kick and scream Besides, I need you in my front line. You can be the one who carries the flag and sings Bread of Heaven

You haven't heard me sing........that WOULD scare them away.

Bread of Heaven........I love that song, when its sung properly. As only a Welsh choir can do. Or a Welsh rugby crowd.

 

[frozen_north]

Not at all. It's completely unarmed naked mud wrestling. Take a seat. Enjoy...

COOL!! I got $5 on AB

 

[scheherazade_79]

You haven't heard me sing........that WOULD scare them away.

Bread of Heaven........I love that song, when its sung properly. As only a Welsh choir can do. Or a Welsh rugby crowd.

Or me after a couple of pints... or one these days - my alcohol tolerance has plummed new depths these days. It's never been so cheap to show me a good time.

 

[kendo1]

*Sits down to watch*

 

[scheherazade_79]

If you are scared, you should be.

We need men, not guys!

I also think he was mistaken when he called us ladies...

 

[Recidiva]

I also think he was mistaken when he called us ladies...

Best to set them straight right off. Unless you're going for the long con.

 

[frozen_north]

Best to set them straight right off. Unless you're going for the long con.

I'm definitley in the right thread. How much for ringside seats?

(someday, I'll learn how to spell...)

 

[Recidiva]

I'm definatley in the right thread. How much for ringside seats?

How much you got?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Best to set them straight right off. Unless you're going for the long con.

The long con might be more fun

 

[scheherazade_79]

How much you got?

Three million will do - pounds, not dollars

 

[frozen_north]

How much you got?

About 2.50 in change.

 

[Recidiva]

About 2.50 in change.

You need more paper routes.

 

[scheherazade_79]

About 2.50 in change.

We'll let you in - as long as you agree to clean up after us. Black bags and gloves supplied

 

[frozen_north]

We'll let you in - as long as you agree to clean up after us. Black bags and gloves supplied

Cool, I'll bring the yogurt and tea tree oil...

 

[kendo1]

*Helps himself to Hovis*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I also think he was mistaken when he called us ladies...

Definitly.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I really hate laughing at other people's sorrows but...
You write so well!

For future reference, dilute the tea tree oil! As Elezabtht's freind suggested. That will give you no more than a deliciously cooling sensation, very ... yummy.
And to get rid of excess, Witchhazel- it's an astringent.

I do the Yogurt cure, myself, and you can do it with a tampon, you don't have to shove a whole jar of it up your whatsit!

 

[S-Des]

This is easily the funniest thread I've ever read on this site. Seriously Scheh, this is the thread you should put a link to on your story .

I can't afford the tickets to the fight, but if you need a ringboy, I'm happy to be your bitch .

 

[neonlyte]

Don't want to disgust anyone but the absolute BEST cure for year infection is plain yogurt.

The trick is....DON'T EAT IT!!! Take a turkey baster, fill it with plain, unflavoured, natural yogurt and insert it into your vagina. It's quite messy, but if you stay on your back for at least 6 hours while the yogurt does its magic you're cured of yeast infection the next day.

Believe me, I'm not joking....it sounds yucky, it IS messy but I went from one bout every month to one or twice a year.

This works - the SO's used this remedy over the years (and there are other ways to apply it)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I went for my walk, and just as a cloud slipped over the moon and the field was cloaked in darkness, she leapt out from behind the bushes...

I put up a valiant fight, but alas, I was no match for her wit and razor tongue.

I sit at my computer, bleeding.

Ready for Round Two, bitch?

Lick your wounds you sorry little curmudgeon. When you're ready to play with the big girls lemme know.....or ask your mom if its okay that I whip your ass.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Lick your wounds you sorry little curmudgeon. When you're ready to play with the big girls lemme know.....or ask your mom if its okay that I whip your ass.

What kind of games will we be playing? I'm almost tempted to schedule that in for tomorrow

As for the ass-whipping... don't be so sure. The lady in question is marching me to the healthfood store and the the Chinese herbalist today for some build-me-up supplements. Give me two weeks and I'll be looking like a Russian weightlifter

 

[Guest]

I really hate laughing at other people's sorrows but...
You write so well!

For future reference, dilute the tea tree oil! As Elezabtht's freind suggested. That will give you no more than a deliciously cooling sensation, very ... yummy.
And to get rid of excess, Witchhazel- it's an astringent.

I do the Yogurt cure, myself, and you can do it with a tampon, you don't have to shove a whole jar of it up your whatsit!

Whatsit?

Is that the same thing as a cunt?




(See? I'm learning here - growing - attempting to not be disturbed by a mere word!)