I'm one now and proud of it!

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Well this is 500 and I am proud to be here. I love this board and the people on it. I wasn't going to make a thread on it but someone's ODE pissed me off. Just because I have 500 post doesn't mean I am a know it all. It just means I love coming here and putting in my 2 cents worth whether pople like it or not. I have been here for over 6 months so it has taken awhile for me to get 500 and I loved every minute of it.

So thanks to all my friend who have given me many hours of reading enjoyment. Thanks to Laurel and Manu for making such a wonderful board.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That's cool - really.

No kidding! Does that mean "new threads" or replies too? Seriously. I'm not fooling here. I know that may be hard to believe but nope - it's cool.

 

[Nobody Special]

Congrats BWL

hey now I'm on way too BTW ijust seem to get side tracked more often then most.. but hey when you got women knocking on your door asking for sex.. I guess you got to do what you go to do...

Yes People Nobody's getting laid now.. and yes more stories are cumming too..

E

 

[CreamyLady]

Congratulations, if it is something you really want.

I still don't want to be a guru.

 

[Bliss]

Congratulations Bonnie, on your 8 months of addictive fun!

CL, it's just guruness of verbosity - fun, fun, more fun, and some weird little man trying to piece together the definition for creamy smooth whipped topping, and then MORE FUN!

Touche! Ole! Farewell! WhatTheHell?

 

[Expertise]

Congrats Bonnie. Jade will be along presently to fit you for the "pants".

 

[CreamyLady]

CL, it's just guruness of verbosity - fun, fun, more fun, and some weird little man trying to piece together the definition for creamy smooth whipped topping, and then MORE FUN!

Touche! Ole! Farewell! WhatTheHell?

I don't think he'll ever get it right! *still laughing*

Anyway -- Bonnie Wee Lassie -- Congratulations!

 

[Bliss]

Senor Marketeer,

What are these "pants" you hint at? DCL being able to thread needles in his throat and Jade having a secret stash of "pants" has me overcum, er overcome. Does this involve Magic Powder or WTF it's called?

Paynie,
Ms. MBA 1995

 

[Mensa]

What took you so long?

Over six months, BWL? Some of the posters on this board make it to five hundred in a fortnight!!LOL

A woman with restraint....amazing!! Good for you.

 

[Mensa]

I can see the difference...can you?

Senor Marketeer,

DCL being able to thread needles in his throat and Jade having a secret stash of "pants" has me overcum, er overcome.

DCL threads needles and Lasher needles threads!!

 

[Merelan]

Pants? I didn't get any pants, I have been running around in this short mini and white panties.(yes, I change them!)
I thought that was what I was suppose to wear. That's what Slutboy and Merlin told me.
Was I being gullible again?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Stop before someone calls me a "prick".

Congrats BWL. Great having you around.

 

[Expertise]

Dear Payne

The Literotica Guru Pants


You'll wile away the hours fireside or at the beach in these
almost not there pants. The finest Irish linen makes these pants both comfortable and revealing. They also feature a drawstring waste for easy access and removal. Available in Sand (mens) and Almost Virgin White (Womens).

Price 500 Lit Posts or 15 Bagel Gun UPC codes

 

[Bliss]

No Mensa, only you can!

DCL threads needles and Lasher needles threads!!

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/BRAINY.GIF

 

[ShyGuy68]

Bonnie

Congrats and welcome in the club!!! You have truely deserved it!

 

[Expertise]

The soon to be released Guru Gear Catalog will also feature

The Flagg: Linen Guru Trousers with a strategicly placed leather reinforced opening in the posterior.

The Deborah:Linen Guru Trousers with extra large holster type pockets able to accomodate a wide variety of firearms and all but the largest industrial size dildos and butt plugs.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Thanks everyone. And wooohooo I get pants! What a perk finally I wont have to run around with just underware on anymore. LOL

 

[CreamyLady]

I didn't get pants either, which is just as well, because I wouldn't wear them. Guru. ick.

 

[Carl East]

Congrats Bonnie, I hope you stick around long enough to see the thousand.

Carl.

 

[April]

Congrats, BWL.

On a side note. Damn it all to hell, people! Did y'all not get the memo? When you become a guru, you no longer wear panties. I would assume for the male gurus, you no longer wear briefs or whatever you wore before you became gurus.

Expertise, damn it, where's my massage?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Never got that memo!

Ok so what do I wear till I get my pants?

LOL

 

[April]

Nuttin' honey!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Ok thanks for clearing that up but I don't think the neighbours will like that too much....or will they?

 

[teresafannin]

Congratulations on achieving guru-hood. I enjoy reading your posts, you have a lot of good things to say.

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

WTG Bonnie.
Im looking forward to another post of yours not just a smart ass comment to a post. LOL
Love Yah

[Edited by lethal_heartbreaker on 08-23-2000 at 07:35 AM]