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Moi aussi - "burning bush" indeed!lilredjammies said:I crack me up.
(touche')I'm on fire today!
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ABSTRUSE said:
What's the difference?
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What was that about cracks, Jammies? 
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Its the difference between this.......scheherazade_79 said:What's the difference?
http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/help/reference/vrml/vrml97/images/match.jpg
and this...
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/wildfire-deer.jpg
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Me too.lilredjammies said:I crack me up.
Rogue...flame on?!?! You rock!
Zade, my question is, how strong are your thighs that the meare act of leaning forward started a lighter. Good lord woman, I thought you were my unattainable fantasy before...
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ABSTRUSE said:
This would be literal
ABSTRUSE said:
This would be figurative
Now the question is ... who fans the flames of Zade's desire?
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ABSTRUSE said:
It started off as the first, then for a fraction of a second turned into the second, before the flames went out.
And no - I didn't pee over them... although that probably would have been a next resort.
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http://www.usdreams.com/photos%20achievers/SimmonsRP44KS.jpgRogueLurker said:
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S-Des said:Zade, my question is, how strong are your thighs that the meare act of leaning forward started a lighter. Good lord woman, I thought you were my unattainable fantasy before...
It wasn't my thighs - it was my zipper. The lighter had a push-button mechanism on the top.
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RogueLurker said:
Someone...
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scheherazade_79 said:It wasn't my thighs - it was my zipper. The lighter had a push-button mechanism on the top.
All the lighters sold her have to be "safety" lighters ... I always thought it was to protect children from accidently lighting them. All this time it was to save the red hot lesbians ...
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scheherazade_79 said:Someone...
I have this cheesey torch song going through my head
"I don't want to set the world on fire ..."
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RogueLurker said:
I know. They're an endagered species in the UK - at least where I live.
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scheherazade_79 said:I know. They're an endagered species in the UK - at least where I live.
I was going to suggest starting a breeding program ... but that seems self-defeating
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That action alone would turn you into the ultimate saviour and guardian of Zade Heaven, little girl - kind of like St Peter, but with breasts and a filthy imaginationABSTRUSE said:
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Cool, I have the Power ever since I was Pope. I bless Zade Heaven.scheherazade_79 said:That action alone would turn you into the ultimate saviour and guardian of Zade Heaven, little girl - kind of like St Peter, but with breasts and a filthy imagination
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RogueLurker said:
Breeding is always good
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S-Des said:I always said Zade looked best in hot pants!
I have a black velvet pair. I should have worn them - they would have hid the scorch markswell
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ABSTRUSE said:Cool, I have the Power ever since I was Pope. I bless Zade Heaven.
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