I'm now scheduling performances for Kid's birthday party events this Summer

[MidgetClown]

I even bought a used Hot Dog Cart

From now on, I am a class act.

No more Oscar Meyer weiners and cotton candy.

Only Nathan's which are 100% real Kosher Hot Dogs.

For booking, call 1-888-midget-clown

 

[MidgetClown]

Mister Hat and I prefer BallPark Franks

 

[MidgetClown]

I like hot dogs from Wienerschnitzel

 

[Tryharder62]

Man, we use to have a hot dog place just like that. It's been a long time. They went out of business. Imagine that.