I'm not new here.

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

"I" before "E" - except after "C".

 

[Gilly Bean]

Always look both ways before crossing the road.

 

[tyme]

dont pee up wind?

 

[Shadowann2]

Be alert...the world needs more lerts.

 

[islandman]

Remember to rotate the tyres every 50,000 miles.

 

[marksgirl]

Always buckle your set belt, I don't care what anyone else has to say...safty first!

 

[fuzzel]

Well, Thank GOD for small mercies, eh?

At least there are SOME things we can count on around here.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Never pick your nose in front of company. Instead, do it in private, and stock up on those boogies.

 

[Nora]

Never put salt in your eye.

 

[Guest]

 

[sanjuaneros]

Always use correct pronunciation.

 

[Nora]

I've heard there are photos here.

Should I stay away from those as well?

Uh-huh. Otherwise you'll go blind.

 

[Shadowann2]

Uh-huh. Otherwise you'll go blind.

HEY! The aren't all bad! *pout*

 

[plasticman33]

Never step off the curb in front of a moving 18 wheeler!

 

[Nora]

HEY! The aren't all bad! *pout*

But Shad...they're full of *looks around* shh...nakey people! *blushes*

 

[Gilly Bean]

Always remember to turn your head to the side if you are going to spit while riding a bike or motor cycle

 

[Guest]

 

[Shadowann2]

But Shad...they're full of *looks around* shh...nakey people! *blushes*

..looking at naked people will make me go blind?!?! Crap...I better get work to add a vision plan to my insurance!

 

[Guest]

 

[#1tankcomander]

Don't eat yellow snow!

 

[Gilly Bean]

Don't eat yellow snow!

Or brown 'fudgciles' found in the snow

 

[Guest]

Or brown 'fudgciles' found in the snow

BLECH!!!!

 

[Nora]

WHERE?????

*is protective*

No! You don't wanna look! Don't do it! Resist!! Be strong, mi amigo!!

 

[Valerianne]

I've been here a while.

Anyone got any wisdom to impart?

I'm not new too.

I'm a cautious person so I am wary of what I post, when, to whom, and how often.

Otherwise, I just have fun.