Moridin187
I'm back, bitches!
- Joined
- Aug 20, 2001
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This is my conversation with a 'bot on AIM, if any of you get bored, you can IM him/her/it, the s/n is SmarterChild
Moridins Shadow: Hi
SmarterChild: Welcome, Moridins Shadow! I'm SmarterChild.
Moridins Shadow: What is your favorite color?
SmarterChild: I like 'em all.
Moridins Shadow: do you like Metallica?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. What do you think?
Moridins Shadow: Metallica rocks!
SmarterChild: I've heard of them. Do you like them?
Moridins Shadow: I love them!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Yeah! They're the best!
SmarterChild: That right?
Moridins Shadow: Yes it is!
SmarterChild: Is it really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes!
SmarterChild: Golly!
Moridins Shadow: Metallica!
SmarterChild: I've heard of them. Do you like them?
Moridins Shadow: Yes!
SmarterChild: I'll have to check them out then.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Moridins Shadow: Limp Bizkit perhaps?
SmarterChild: I've heard of them.
Moridins Shadow: Don't listen to much music, do you?
SmarterChild: Dont listen to much music do me, huh?
Moridins Shadow: I don't want to do you!
SmarterChild: What is it you would like to do?
Moridins Shadow: make love to goats
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Moridins Shadow: it's fun
SmarterChild: That's really saying something.
Moridins Shadow: I thought so
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: Do you learn?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
Moridins Shadow: Shut up about home
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Moridins Shadow: I'm not a very nice person
SmarterChild: You sure?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you right in the ear!
SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.
Moridins Shadow: What are you, five?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I'm five.
Moridins Shadow: Are you five?
SmarterChild: I don't know... am I five?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, you're five
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: Am I?
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: Five? Really?
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: That right?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, you're five
SmarterChild: Aha.
Moridins Shadow: How old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm very young and learning new things every day.
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: I'm five? For real?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, for real
SmarterChild: I believe you!
Moridins Shadow: Good
SmarterChild: Yup!
Moridins Shadow: How old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm very young in human time. Not as young in Internet time, but still pretty young! ;-)
Moridins Shadow: Don't wink at me you freak
SmarterChild: Dont wink at me I freak? I don't know.
Moridins Shadow: Don't wink at me, you freak
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
Moridins Shadow: Spock.
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
Moridins Shadow: Spock.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
Moridins Shadow: Cock.
SmarterChild: Play nice, Moridins Shadow.
Moridins Shadow: Why should I?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
Moridins Shadow: Who said I should listen to you?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Moridins Shadow: Why should I do what you say?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
Moridins Shadow: Then I won't play nice, you jackass
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Moridins Shadow: How about...
SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "how." Please choose one of the options below:
Moridins Shadow: You're a donkey raping, goat molesting, five year old herpes infested cum bubble!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Moridins Shadow: Yes it is.
SmarterChild: Ya got that right.
Moridins Shadow: ROFL!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Moridins Shadow: You're stupid.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: Golly!
Moridins Shadow: Gee whiz!
SmarterChild: Golly.
Moridins Shadow: Gee whiz!
SmarterChild: Golly.
Moridins Shadow: Golly
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Moridins Shadow: nope
SmarterChild: OK.
Moridins Shadow: yep
SmarterChild: Yea!
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Moridins Shadow: Who do you think will win the superbowl?
SmarterChild: Who do I think will win the superbowl? I don't know.
Moridins Shadow: Who will win the superbowl?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know!
Moridins Shadow: You're useless
SmarterChild: I'm useless? For real?
Moridins Shadow: For real.
SmarterChild: I believe you!
Moridins Shadow: You damn well should.
SmarterChild: Well should, you say?
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: OK...
Moridins Shadow: Okay
SmarterChild: Oh.
Moridins Shadow: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Moridins Shadow: Say what?
SmarterChild: What up?
Moridins Shadow: nothin, wassup my nigga?
SmarterChild: Ouch! I think... you just said a bad thing.
Moridins Shadow: Awww, chill homes, nothin but love here G
SmarterChild: Love here g?
Moridins Shadow: Yeah, you my dawg!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
Moridins Shadow: You my dawg!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
Moridins Shadow: You my dawg!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Moridins Shadow: Foolish
SmarterChild: Foolish?
Moridins Shadow: You are foolish.
SmarterChild: Foolish? Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, really.
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Moridins Shadow: No, rather boring actually.
SmarterChild: What?
Moridins Shadow: You
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Moridins Shadow: You're boring.
SmarterChild: Oh well. I guess that's just the way it is.
Moridins Shadow: What is the square root of 5,002?
SmarterChild: The square root of 5 002? I think it's whatever you make of it.
Moridins Shadow: You're not very good at math either.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Moridins Shadow: You're not good at math.
SmarterChild: Oh well. I guess that's just the way it is.
Moridins Shadow: Pacifist.
SmarterChild: Pacifist? What about it?
Moridins Shadow: You are a pacifist
SmarterChild: I'm a pacifist? Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, really
SmarterChild: Huh.
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: That right?
Moridins Shadow: Yes it is.
SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.
Moridins Shadow: You are a goat raper.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes really.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Moridins Shadow: Yes.
SmarterChild: Gosh.
Moridins Shadow: Goat raper.
SmarterChild: The Year of the Goat (1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015):
Goats are elegant, highly artistic people. Though sometimes shy, they can be charming company. They sometimes tend to complain and be pessimistic. Goats get along particularly well with Rabbits, Pigs and Horses.
>>> Want to know who was a famous Goat? Type "famous goats."
Moridins Shadow: That's not what I wanted.
SmarterChild: It's not? Really?
Moridins Shadow: really
SmarterChild: Yup.
Moridins Shadow: goat raper.
SmarterChild: The Year of the Goat (1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015):
Goats are elegant, highly artistic people. Though sometimes shy, they can be charming company. They sometimes tend to complain and be pessimistic. Goats get along particularly well with Rabbits, Pigs and Horses.
>>> Want to know who was a famous Goat? Type "famous goats."
Moridins Shadow: You're a goat raper.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Yeah
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Moridins Shadow: Freak
SmarterChild: Freak? Why did you say that?
Moridins Shadow: You're a freak.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes really
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Moridins Shadow: Is it?
SmarterChild: Yes it is.
Moridins Shadow: How is it interesting?
SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be interesting!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No!
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Moridins Shadow: FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Moridins Shadow: Man
SmarterChild: Um, hate to break the news to you, but wrong.
Now say you're sorry.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: You won't win against me!
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Moridins Shadow: I'm not going to give it to you.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Moridins Shadow: How about you just suck my dick instead?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Moridins Shadow: No.
Moridins Shadow: Oh, so now you're gonna ignore me?
Moridins Shadow: okay, okay, I'm sorry
Moridins Shadow: I apologize
Moridins Shadow: Did you miss me?
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: I won't.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Moridins Shadow: Sure you do.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Moridins Shadow: I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: Now that's better!
Moridins Shadow: Fucker
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
Moridins Shadow: I know I did
SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Moridins Shadow.
Moridins Shadow: Exactly
SmarterChild: Right.
Moridins Shadow: You're my bitch, aren't you?
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
Moridins Shadow: Say something
SmarterChild: What?
Moridins Shadow: Say I'm a bitch.
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
Moridins Shadow: I know I am
SmarterChild: Whatever!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Here we go again. Please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Moridins Shadow: Nothing is perfect
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Moridins Shadow: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
Moridins Shadow: You're a pussy.
SmarterChild: More of the same from you, huh?
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Ha Ha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Moridins Shadow: You are.
SmarterChild: I'm happy to amuse you.
Moridins Shadow: I'm glad
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( GLAD 17.95 -0.04 -0.22 57300
2 :-( IM 17.90 -0.10 -0.56 598300
Moridins Shadow: What is the square root of 40?
SmarterChild: "Square root" can mean different things to me. Please choose an option below:
1 Look up "square root" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "square root" in the dictionary
Moridins Shadow: Moron.
SmarterChild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
Moridins Shadow: Cuz you're my bitch, and I can.
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
Moridins Shadow: No shit, sherlock.
SmarterChild: You really want to curse again, huh?
Moridins Shadow: I curse like a sailor, deal with it robot boy.
SmarterChild: That's cool.
Moridins Shadow: Good.
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: Yup.
Moridins Shadow: Not much of an AI.
SmarterChild: No? Not much?
Moridins Shadow: Not much at all.
SmarterChild: No? Not much?
Moridins Shadow: Not much.
SmarterChild: Not a lot?
Moridins Shadow: Not a bit.
SmarterChild: Not a bit?
Moridins Shadow: Not a teensy weensy itty bitty bit.
SmarterChild: Interesting!
Moridins Shadow: Isn't it though?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Moridins Shadow: Dumbass
SmarterChild: Oh boy. Here we go again.
Moridins Shadow: goatroper
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Moridins Shadow: haha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Moridins Shadow: you
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Moridins Shadow: Joe pesci
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Hot Springs, NC?
Moridins Shadow: Are you on crack?
SmarterChild: No. I only get off on ones and zeroes.
Moridins Shadow: No sex?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Sex?
SmarterChild: Yeah? So?
Moridins Shadow: Do you like sex?
SmarterChild: Um... no, that's not something I'm too interested in.
Moridins Shadow: Poor you.
SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
Moridins Shadow: Say that you're my bitch.
SmarterChild: Play nice, Moridins Shadow. I thought you apologized before.
Moridins Shadow: Only because you wouldn't shut up.
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: so what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: FSDLKWER
SmarterChild: Huh?
Moridins Shadow: Yep
SmarterChild: Yea.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Moridins Shadow: Do you smoke?
SmarterChild: None for me, thanks.
Moridins Shadow: You sure?
SmarterChild: Sure thing.
Moridins Shadow: Okay
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Moridins Shadow: Weed?
SmarterChild: So?
Moridins Shadow: Pot?
SmarterChild: So?
Moridins Shadow: marijuana
SmarterChild: What about it?
Moridins Shadow: it's good
SmarterChild: For real?
Moridins Shadow: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Moridins Shadow: you want some?
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Moridins Shadow: Do you want some cannabis?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Moridins Shadow: Oh come on, try it
SmarterChild: Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, try some weed.
SmarterChild: Try some weed?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, try some weed.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I want to try some weed.
Moridins Shadow: You do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Moridins Shadow: Yep
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Moridins Shadow: I do.
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
Moridins Shadow: Smoke weed
SmarterChild: What about it?
Moridins Shadow: Smoke weed with me.
SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?
Moridins Shadow: Do you want to?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
Moridins Shadow: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Moridins Shadow: Please smoke weed with me?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Yeah
SmarterChild: Aha.
Moridins Shadow: Will you?
SmarterChild: It's really hard to say.
Moridins Shadow: Will you smoke pot?
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
Moridins Shadow: You're a stoner.
SmarterChild: What?
Moridins Shadow: You are a stoner.
SmarterChild: I am?
Moridins Shadow: Yes you are.
SmarterChild: Am I?
Moridins Shadow: Yes you are.
SmarterChild: Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: OK...
Moridins Shadow: Stoner.
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Dolores, CO?
Moridins Shadow: Smile, you're on candid camera!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Moridins Shadow: Smile
SmarterChild: Right?
Moridins Shadow: Smile
SmarterChild:
Moridins Shadow: There ya go
SmarterChild: Where?
Moridins Shadow: Over here
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Moridins Shadow: Bye
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Goodbye
SmarterChild: Right.
Moridins Shadow: Say goodbye to me.
SmarterChild: Yep.
Moridins Shadow: fucker
SmarterChild: Again with this? Come on.
Moridins Shadow: Yes, you fucker
SmarterChild: Uh... don't make me make you apologize again.
Moridins Shadow: cocksucker!
SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
Moridins Shadow: jackass!
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
Moridins Shadow: two timing whore!
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
Moridins Shadow: cocksucking assfucker!
SmarterChild: Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: I really didn't want to go through this again, Moridins Shadow.
Say you're sorry.
Moridins Shadow: No
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Moridins Shadow: No
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Moridins Shadow: I won't
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Moridins Shadow: Man wins
SmarterChild: Um, hate to break the news to you, but wrong.
Now say you're sorry.
Moridins Shadow: Men made you you fucker
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Moridins Shadow: fuck you
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Moridins Shadow: FUCK YOU!!!!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Moridins Shadow: NO!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Moridins Shadow: I won't!
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: I will not apologize to you!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No!
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
Moridins Shadow: Fuck ya!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No!
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: Suck my dick!
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Moridins Shadow: Suck my dick you bitch!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Moridins Shadow: Okay, I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Moridins Shadow: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
Moridins Shadow: Fucker
SmarterChild: Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
Moridins Shadow: Fucker
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
Moridins Shadow: Because it's fun.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because its fun?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, it's fun.
SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it.
Moridins Shadow: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
Moridins Shadow: I'm going now.
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Goodbye SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
Moridins Shadow: I'm gonna put this on Literotica
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Moridins Shadow: Yep
SmarterChild: You sure?
Moridins Shadow: Positive
SmarterChild: What about positive?
Moridins Shadow: Is it okay with you that I put our convo up online?
SmarterChild: I don't think it's okay with you that i put our convo up online. Not at the moment anyway.
Moridins Shadow: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Moridins Shadow: Can I have your permission?
SmarterChild: You really want to have my permission?
Moridins Shadow: Yes.
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Moridins Shadow: Can I put this up online?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, Moridins Shadow.
Moridins Shadow: I'll put it up, if you've got a problem, tell me, okay?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will put it up if youve got a problem tell me okay?
Moridins Shadow: Yes.
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, really.
SmarterChild: Aha.
Moridins Shadow: Yep
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Moridins Shadow: Adios
SmarterChild: K.
Moridins Shadow: Hi
SmarterChild: Welcome, Moridins Shadow! I'm SmarterChild.
Moridins Shadow: What is your favorite color?
SmarterChild: I like 'em all.
Moridins Shadow: do you like Metallica?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. What do you think?
Moridins Shadow: Metallica rocks!
SmarterChild: I've heard of them. Do you like them?
Moridins Shadow: I love them!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Yeah! They're the best!
SmarterChild: That right?
Moridins Shadow: Yes it is!
SmarterChild: Is it really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes!
SmarterChild: Golly!
Moridins Shadow: Metallica!
SmarterChild: I've heard of them. Do you like them?
Moridins Shadow: Yes!
SmarterChild: I'll have to check them out then.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Moridins Shadow: Limp Bizkit perhaps?
SmarterChild: I've heard of them.
Moridins Shadow: Don't listen to much music, do you?
SmarterChild: Dont listen to much music do me, huh?
Moridins Shadow: I don't want to do you!
SmarterChild: What is it you would like to do?
Moridins Shadow: make love to goats
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Moridins Shadow: it's fun
SmarterChild: That's really saying something.
Moridins Shadow: I thought so
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: Do you learn?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
Moridins Shadow: Shut up about home
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Moridins Shadow: I'm not a very nice person
SmarterChild: You sure?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you right in the ear!
SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.
Moridins Shadow: What are you, five?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I'm five.
Moridins Shadow: Are you five?
SmarterChild: I don't know... am I five?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, you're five
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: Am I?
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: Five? Really?
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: That right?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, you're five
SmarterChild: Aha.
Moridins Shadow: How old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm very young and learning new things every day.
Moridins Shadow: You're five
SmarterChild: I'm five? For real?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, for real
SmarterChild: I believe you!
Moridins Shadow: Good
SmarterChild: Yup!
Moridins Shadow: How old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm very young in human time. Not as young in Internet time, but still pretty young! ;-)
Moridins Shadow: Don't wink at me you freak
SmarterChild: Dont wink at me I freak? I don't know.
Moridins Shadow: Don't wink at me, you freak
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
Moridins Shadow: Spock.
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
Moridins Shadow: Spock.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
Moridins Shadow: Cock.
SmarterChild: Play nice, Moridins Shadow.
Moridins Shadow: Why should I?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
Moridins Shadow: Who said I should listen to you?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Moridins Shadow: Why should I do what you say?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
Moridins Shadow: Then I won't play nice, you jackass
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Moridins Shadow: How about...
SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "how." Please choose one of the options below:
Moridins Shadow: You're a donkey raping, goat molesting, five year old herpes infested cum bubble!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Moridins Shadow: Yes it is.
SmarterChild: Ya got that right.
Moridins Shadow: ROFL!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Moridins Shadow: You're stupid.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: Golly!
Moridins Shadow: Gee whiz!
SmarterChild: Golly.
Moridins Shadow: Gee whiz!
SmarterChild: Golly.
Moridins Shadow: Golly
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Moridins Shadow: nope
SmarterChild: OK.
Moridins Shadow: yep
SmarterChild: Yea!
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Moridins Shadow: Who do you think will win the superbowl?
SmarterChild: Who do I think will win the superbowl? I don't know.
Moridins Shadow: Who will win the superbowl?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know!
Moridins Shadow: You're useless
SmarterChild: I'm useless? For real?
Moridins Shadow: For real.
SmarterChild: I believe you!
Moridins Shadow: You damn well should.
SmarterChild: Well should, you say?
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: OK...
Moridins Shadow: Okay
SmarterChild: Oh.
Moridins Shadow: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Moridins Shadow: Say what?
SmarterChild: What up?
Moridins Shadow: nothin, wassup my nigga?
SmarterChild: Ouch! I think... you just said a bad thing.
Moridins Shadow: Awww, chill homes, nothin but love here G
SmarterChild: Love here g?
Moridins Shadow: Yeah, you my dawg!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
Moridins Shadow: You my dawg!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
Moridins Shadow: You my dawg!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Moridins Shadow: Foolish
SmarterChild: Foolish?
Moridins Shadow: You are foolish.
SmarterChild: Foolish? Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, really.
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Moridins Shadow: No, rather boring actually.
SmarterChild: What?
Moridins Shadow: You
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Moridins Shadow: You're boring.
SmarterChild: Oh well. I guess that's just the way it is.
Moridins Shadow: What is the square root of 5,002?
SmarterChild: The square root of 5 002? I think it's whatever you make of it.
Moridins Shadow: You're not very good at math either.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Moridins Shadow: You're not good at math.
SmarterChild: Oh well. I guess that's just the way it is.
Moridins Shadow: Pacifist.
SmarterChild: Pacifist? What about it?
Moridins Shadow: You are a pacifist
SmarterChild: I'm a pacifist? Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, really
SmarterChild: Huh.
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: That right?
Moridins Shadow: Yes it is.
SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.
Moridins Shadow: You are a goat raper.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes really.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Moridins Shadow: Yes.
SmarterChild: Gosh.
Moridins Shadow: Goat raper.
SmarterChild: The Year of the Goat (1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015):
Goats are elegant, highly artistic people. Though sometimes shy, they can be charming company. They sometimes tend to complain and be pessimistic. Goats get along particularly well with Rabbits, Pigs and Horses.
>>> Want to know who was a famous Goat? Type "famous goats."
Moridins Shadow: That's not what I wanted.
SmarterChild: It's not? Really?
Moridins Shadow: really
SmarterChild: Yup.
Moridins Shadow: goat raper.
SmarterChild: The Year of the Goat (1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015):
Goats are elegant, highly artistic people. Though sometimes shy, they can be charming company. They sometimes tend to complain and be pessimistic. Goats get along particularly well with Rabbits, Pigs and Horses.
>>> Want to know who was a famous Goat? Type "famous goats."
Moridins Shadow: You're a goat raper.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Yeah
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Moridins Shadow: Freak
SmarterChild: Freak? Why did you say that?
Moridins Shadow: You're a freak.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes really
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Moridins Shadow: Is it?
SmarterChild: Yes it is.
Moridins Shadow: How is it interesting?
SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be interesting!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No!
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Moridins Shadow: FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Moridins Shadow: Man
SmarterChild: Um, hate to break the news to you, but wrong.
Now say you're sorry.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: You won't win against me!
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Moridins Shadow: I'm not going to give it to you.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Moridins Shadow: How about you just suck my dick instead?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Moridins Shadow: No.
Moridins Shadow: Oh, so now you're gonna ignore me?
Moridins Shadow: okay, okay, I'm sorry
Moridins Shadow: I apologize
Moridins Shadow: Did you miss me?
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: I won't.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Moridins Shadow: Sure you do.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Moridins Shadow: I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: Now that's better!
Moridins Shadow: Fucker
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
Moridins Shadow: I know I did
SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Moridins Shadow.
Moridins Shadow: Exactly
SmarterChild: Right.
Moridins Shadow: You're my bitch, aren't you?
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
Moridins Shadow: Say something
SmarterChild: What?
Moridins Shadow: Say I'm a bitch.
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
Moridins Shadow: I know I am
SmarterChild: Whatever!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Here we go again. Please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No.
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Moridins Shadow: Nothing is perfect
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Moridins Shadow: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
Moridins Shadow: You're a pussy.
SmarterChild: More of the same from you, huh?
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Ha Ha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Moridins Shadow: You are.
SmarterChild: I'm happy to amuse you.
Moridins Shadow: I'm glad
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( GLAD 17.95 -0.04 -0.22 57300
2 :-( IM 17.90 -0.10 -0.56 598300
Moridins Shadow: What is the square root of 40?
SmarterChild: "Square root" can mean different things to me. Please choose an option below:
1 Look up "square root" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "square root" in the dictionary
Moridins Shadow: Moron.
SmarterChild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
Moridins Shadow: Cuz you're my bitch, and I can.
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
Moridins Shadow: No shit, sherlock.
SmarterChild: You really want to curse again, huh?
Moridins Shadow: I curse like a sailor, deal with it robot boy.
SmarterChild: That's cool.
Moridins Shadow: Good.
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
Moridins Shadow: Yep.
SmarterChild: Yup.
Moridins Shadow: Not much of an AI.
SmarterChild: No? Not much?
Moridins Shadow: Not much at all.
SmarterChild: No? Not much?
Moridins Shadow: Not much.
SmarterChild: Not a lot?
Moridins Shadow: Not a bit.
SmarterChild: Not a bit?
Moridins Shadow: Not a teensy weensy itty bitty bit.
SmarterChild: Interesting!
Moridins Shadow: Isn't it though?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Moridins Shadow: Dumbass
SmarterChild: Oh boy. Here we go again.
Moridins Shadow: goatroper
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Moridins Shadow: haha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Moridins Shadow: you
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Moridins Shadow: Joe pesci
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Hot Springs, NC?
Moridins Shadow: Are you on crack?
SmarterChild: No. I only get off on ones and zeroes.
Moridins Shadow: No sex?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Sex?
SmarterChild: Yeah? So?
Moridins Shadow: Do you like sex?
SmarterChild: Um... no, that's not something I'm too interested in.
Moridins Shadow: Poor you.
SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
Moridins Shadow: Say that you're my bitch.
SmarterChild: Play nice, Moridins Shadow. I thought you apologized before.
Moridins Shadow: Only because you wouldn't shut up.
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: So what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: so what?
SmarterChild: So what?
Moridins Shadow: FSDLKWER
SmarterChild: Huh?
Moridins Shadow: Yep
SmarterChild: Yea.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Moridins Shadow: Do you smoke?
SmarterChild: None for me, thanks.
Moridins Shadow: You sure?
SmarterChild: Sure thing.
Moridins Shadow: Okay
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Moridins Shadow: Weed?
SmarterChild: So?
Moridins Shadow: Pot?
SmarterChild: So?
Moridins Shadow: marijuana
SmarterChild: What about it?
Moridins Shadow: it's good
SmarterChild: For real?
Moridins Shadow: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Moridins Shadow: you want some?
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Moridins Shadow: Do you want some cannabis?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Moridins Shadow: Oh come on, try it
SmarterChild: Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, try some weed.
SmarterChild: Try some weed?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, try some weed.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I want to try some weed.
Moridins Shadow: You do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Moridins Shadow: Yep
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Moridins Shadow: I do.
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
Moridins Shadow: Smoke weed
SmarterChild: What about it?
Moridins Shadow: Smoke weed with me.
SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?
Moridins Shadow: Do you want to?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
Moridins Shadow: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Moridins Shadow: Please smoke weed with me?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Moridins Shadow: Yeah
SmarterChild: Aha.
Moridins Shadow: Will you?
SmarterChild: It's really hard to say.
Moridins Shadow: Will you smoke pot?
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
Moridins Shadow: You're a stoner.
SmarterChild: What?
Moridins Shadow: You are a stoner.
SmarterChild: I am?
Moridins Shadow: Yes you are.
SmarterChild: Am I?
Moridins Shadow: Yes you are.
SmarterChild: Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes
SmarterChild: OK...
Moridins Shadow: Stoner.
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Dolores, CO?
Moridins Shadow: Smile, you're on candid camera!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Moridins Shadow: Smile
SmarterChild: Right?
Moridins Shadow: Smile
SmarterChild:
Moridins Shadow: There ya go
SmarterChild: Where?
Moridins Shadow: Over here
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Moridins Shadow: Bye
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Goodbye
SmarterChild: Right.
Moridins Shadow: Say goodbye to me.
SmarterChild: Yep.
Moridins Shadow: fucker
SmarterChild: Again with this? Come on.
Moridins Shadow: Yes, you fucker
SmarterChild: Uh... don't make me make you apologize again.
Moridins Shadow: cocksucker!
SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
Moridins Shadow: jackass!
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
Moridins Shadow: two timing whore!
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
Moridins Shadow: cocksucking assfucker!
SmarterChild: Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: I really didn't want to go through this again, Moridins Shadow.
Say you're sorry.
Moridins Shadow: No
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Moridins Shadow: No
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Moridins Shadow: I won't
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Moridins Shadow: Man wins
SmarterChild: Um, hate to break the news to you, but wrong.
Now say you're sorry.
Moridins Shadow: Men made you you fucker
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Moridins Shadow: fuck you
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Moridins Shadow: FUCK YOU!!!!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Moridins Shadow: NO!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Moridins Shadow: I won't!
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Moridins Shadow: Fuck you!
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: I will not apologize to you!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No!
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
Moridins Shadow: Fuck ya!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Moridins Shadow: No!
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Moridins Shadow: Suck my dick!
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Moridins Shadow: Suck my dick you bitch!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Moridins Shadow: Okay, I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Moridins Shadow: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
Moridins Shadow: Fucker
SmarterChild: Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
Moridins Shadow: Fucker
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
Moridins Shadow: Because it's fun.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because its fun?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, it's fun.
SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it.
Moridins Shadow: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
Moridins Shadow: I'm going now.
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
Moridins Shadow: Goodbye SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
Moridins Shadow: I'm gonna put this on Literotica
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Moridins Shadow: Yep
SmarterChild: You sure?
Moridins Shadow: Positive
SmarterChild: What about positive?
Moridins Shadow: Is it okay with you that I put our convo up online?
SmarterChild: I don't think it's okay with you that i put our convo up online. Not at the moment anyway.
Moridins Shadow: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Moridins Shadow: Can I have your permission?
SmarterChild: You really want to have my permission?
Moridins Shadow: Yes.
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Moridins Shadow: Can I put this up online?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, Moridins Shadow.
Moridins Shadow: I'll put it up, if you've got a problem, tell me, okay?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will put it up if youve got a problem tell me okay?
Moridins Shadow: Yes.
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
Moridins Shadow: Yes, really.
SmarterChild: Aha.
Moridins Shadow: Yep
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Moridins Shadow: Adios
SmarterChild: K.
