I'm Nice

God dammit. Why am I the only bitch today? Pussy.
 
You're cute when you're pissy.
:nods:


Now go molest one of your ginger stud-muffins....that always makes you feel better.

Pfffft, don't make me post what I woke up to this morning. It was toe-curlingly awesome.
 
You're being incredibly nice today. I'm not just saying that.



I'm typing it.
 
What's the difference between a guy describing himself as nice and one describing himself as an asshole?

One of them is lying.
 
Being nice is underrated. Bitches and assholes suck ass. Fuck em all.
 
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