I'm new here.

[tsamu]

Long time story reader just discovered the message board here. Just wanted to say hi. I like a decent chat and I am usually always available to chat.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Unless you're tough as nails mentally...

Then my humble advice would be to listen to Jenny and RUN!

 

[cjh]

the decent boards are down the hall.

 

[Busybody]

talk?

what do you think this is......a fucking support group or something

SHOW CUNT or get the fuck outa here

 

[Busybody]

and don't AXE for no info

this isn't no 411

 

[Que]

Were you able to get into chat?

 

[tsamu]

Lol OK. Interesting start lol. This should be fun.

 

[Garnate]

Welcome! Lance has your gift basket. Skiddles used to be in charge of that but he can't be trusted with one simple task.

 

[Arianthe]

Oh, look! Another masochist.

 

[Que]

Oh, look! Another masochist.

Lol OK. Interesting start lol. This should be fun.

Good call.

 

[tsamu]

Welcome! Lance has your gift basket. Skiddles used to be in charge of that but he can't be trusted with one simple task.

Lol interested to see what's in this so called gift basket.

 

[cjh]

Lol interested to see what's in this so called gift basket.

One of the skills you have to master to earn your Tenderfoot badge is keeping Jenninflorida amused and away from the rest of us.

 

[Garnate]

Lol interested to see what's in this so called gift basket.

A thick-skin sweater, collection of pornographic gifs, a kitten, big girl panties, troll spray and monopoly money.

There USED to be a bottle of cheap vodka in it but it's missing. I don't know who took it but it definitely was(n't) me.

 

[Que]

One of the skills you have to master to earn your Tenderfoot badge is keeping Jenninflorida amused and away from the rest of us.

Somebody should sell programs so the newbs will know who the players are.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah...,



Jenn is back to never-ending-me so ______[fill in the blank]______.

 

[Adre]

You're eligible for Hall of Fame status in 9,996 posts. Get going.

 

[tsamu]

A thick-skin sweater, collection of pornographic gifs, a kitten, big girl panties, troll spray and monopoly money.

There USED to be a bottle of cheap vodka in it but it's missing. I don't know who took it but it definitely was(n't) me.

Haha defiantly a good basket. Could use some vodka for this work week thats for sure.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Careful...



Garnate is probably trying to Catfish you.

 

[tsamu]

Careful...



Garnate is probably trying to Catfish you.

Lol maybe. I'm sure that happens a lot on here. I prepared myself for it. Got my deep fryer going.

 

[Garnate]

Lol maybe. I'm sure that happens a lot on here. I prepared myself for it. Got my deep fryer going.

He's right. You can't see it in my av but my metaphorical penis is fucking HUGE.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

13 inches...

 

[Que]

13 inches...

Length or circumference?!??

 

[tsamu]

Length or circumference?!??

If it's both that is pretty impressive. Certainly got me beat lol.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No one ever measures their penis by circumference here.

(Mine is 2.976" when fully at rest.)

It's always whose is longer.

Esp. politically.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Only queers and gangsters come from Chicago.