im new here ask me anything!!!!

[sweepthefloor]

What's your favorite brand of feminine hygiene product?

The monthly.

 

[butters]

haters get the fuck off my thread. actin like ya'll were never once a noob. go get fuck or suck a fuckin dick to shut your mouth

it's h8trz, puhleeze

now for my question:
did you twirl your hair when you gobbed that?

 

[cjh]

I clepped out of introduction to pussy in high school.

 

[Image]

It's like the Friday night fairies brought me a present!

OK, that made me laugh

 

[pussy101]

and what kind of name is dolf? and of course you would know if someones been on this site for so long. you need to get fuck cause you obviously haven't gotten some. wanna play dirty dolf?

 

[XdOu™]

and what kind of name is dolf? and of course you would know if someones been on this site for so long. you need to get fuck cause you obviously haven't gotten some. wanna play dirty dolf?

LOOOOOL

 

[pussy101]

then show your cock

 

[mediocre]

and what kind of name is dolf? and of course you would know if someones been on this site for so long. you need to get fuck cause you obviously haven't gotten some. wanna play dirty dolf?

She'll eat you for lunch.

You won't last long on the GB, too much of an idiot.

 

[pussy101]

or maybe i can eat you for lunch

 

[mediocre]

or maybe i can eat you for lunch

Yep, you are a douche.

 

[XdOu™]

read your pm, pussy101.

 

[pussy101]

dont be a baby, you like getting blow jobs or giving BJ?

or maybe i can eat you for lunch

 

[XdOu™]

i love getting my pipes polished

 

[Squibbs]

What the fuck is this pussy fuck griping about?

I think there's a hole in the screen door again.

 

[blobfish]

Based on the posting style, I'm 90% sure that this is canadianpenny.

Also, if you must mock dolf based on her username, try this:

"Hey dolf, I loved you in Johnny Mnemonic, but your career has since stagnated."

 

[run_silent]

and what kind of name is dolf? and of course you would know if someones been on this site for so long. you need to get fuck cause you obviously haven't gotten some. wanna play dirty dolf?

You just crossed the line pal. Fuck Off.

 

[dolf]

and what kind of name is dolf? and of course you would know if someones been on this site for so long. you need to get fuck cause you obviously haven't gotten some. wanna play dirty dolf?

the grammar improved this no end.
''dirty dolf'' sounds like a neato game!
...or possibly a cocktail.

next question: how does one ''get fuck''?

 

[artemesia_g]

I wonder where one goes to "get fuck"?

 

[dolf]

I wonder where one goes to "get fuck"?

fuckmart

 

[artemesia_g]

fuckmart

Fuck-r-Us

 

[dolf]

bulk buy at fuckco

 

[girlsmiley]

You just crossed the line pal.

Ahahahahahaaa!

 

[Quoll]

the grammar improved this no end.
''dirty dolf'' sounds like a neato game!
...or possibly a cocktail.

next question: how does one ''get fuck''?

The "Dirty Dolf", it should be a sex act.

Things were going okay, then she did the Dirty Dolf, O.M.G.

 

[pussy101]

damn dolf you sure hell know where to get fuck
how much do they charge at fuckmart? id pay you a penny

fuckmart

The "Dirty Dolf", it should be a sex act.

Things were going okay, then she did the Dirty Dolf, O.M.G.

 

[piccicatopolka]

The "Dirty Dolf", it should be a sex act.

Things were going okay, then she did the Dirty Dolf, O.M.G.

http://www.lib.utk.edu/copyright/images/copyright_symbol.png