I'm never home at this time - what dark secrets happen in the AH?

[Evil Alpaca]

You get a kiss for that.

Make the most of it.

*swoon*

 

[Guest]

Lou can't be anything other than tasty, and hot.

And you get a kiss, with tongue.

 

[Guest]

*swoon*

A swooning Alpaca! Be still my heart.

 

[Guest]

And you get a kiss, with tongue.

Kiss back! Oooh.

How about posting that AV of you in a bikini from last summer. That'll warm us up.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I never thought the words "little weinies" would be used to describe me, or anything about me.

I meant it as a compliment.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

A swooning Alpaca! Be still my heart.

Oh no! Tatelou's heart is still. She'll need to be revived. Quick, get the electic paddle . . . no Ted, the other electric paddle . . . and she may need mouth to mouth!

And why does Ted get tongue? You think I'm fat don't you?

 

[Belegon]

I never thought the words "little weinies" would be used to describe me, or anything about me.

(thinking of how addictive those little smokies can be...)
it is only a reference to how you have trouble stopping with just one...

 

[Belegon]

Oh no! Tatelou's heart is still. She'll need to be revived. Quick, get the electic paddle . . . no Ted, the other electric paddle . . . and she may need mouth to mouth!

well, mouth to lips anyway...

 

[Guest]

I meant it as a compliment.

And I took it as one, my cute little brussel sprout.

 

[Guest]

And why does Ted get tongue? You think I'm fat don't you?

She thinks you are a beast, that's why. It's probably the four legs, the fur, the hooves, and frankly, the smell.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

She thinks you are a beast, that's why. It's probably the four legs, the fur, the hooves, and frankly, the smell.

Oh, just be picky why don't you?!?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And I took it as one, my cute little brussel sprout.

Sure make me the flatulence producing vegetable. Oh wait....

 

[Guest]

Sure make me the flatulence producing vegetable. Oh wait....

LOL! I know you well.




Evil, Ted, quit squabbling! Play paper, scissors, stone, or something.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL! I know you well.




Evil, Ted, quit squabbling! Play paper, scissors, stone, or something.

You and Charley do...LOL

 

[Guest]

Oh, just be picky why don't you?!?

So Lou has standards. So sue me.

Boy, if that isn't a straight line for someone.

 

[Guest]

So Lou has standards. So sue me.

Boy, if that isn't a straight line for someone.

And what do you mean by that???????????

 

[Evil Alpaca]

LOL! I know you well.




Evil, Ted, quit squabbling! Play paper, scissors, stone, or something.

SIMA took my scissors away before she left, and playing "rock/paper" lacks that thrill . . .

 

[Guest]

Evil, Ted, quit squabbling! Play paper, scissors, stone, or something.

He runs with scissors,
keeps dodging the stones I thows,
and he eats the paper.

This is all we have left.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

And what do you mean by that???????????

Good question.
And did someone flatulate? It wasn't me. Smells like brussel sprouts.

 

[Guest]

And what do you mean by that???????????

You won't tongue kiss beasts. I was sticking up for you!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

He runs with scissors,
keeps dodging the stones I thows,
and he eats the paper.

This is all we have left.

PMSL!!!

 

[Guest]

You won't tongue kiss beasts. I was sticking up for you!

Hmmmmm. I thought you were trying to encourage a blight on my reputation, or something equally untoward.

 

[Guest]

Hmmmmm. I thought you were trying to encourage a blight on my reputation, or something equally untoward.

You are mistaken.

Although I do have untoward thoughts about you from time to time.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hmmmmm. I thought you were trying to encourage a blight on my reputation, or something equally untoward.

At this point, how would that be possible?

*Grabs its scissors and runs.*

 

[Guest]

At this point, how would that be possible?

*Grabs its scissors and runs.*

Go gettem Lou.

Moments like this, we just need to open a chat room.