I'm never home at this time - what dark secrets happen in the AH?

[ABSTRUSE]

At this point, how would that be possible?

*Grabs its scissors and runs.*

I predict someone is going to lose and eye soon.

Hey Sarah, does this answer your question?

 

[Guest]

At this point, how would that be possible?

*Grabs its scissors and runs.*

I have VERY high standards. If you don't believe me, take it up with Lewdandlicentious. I'm sure he'd set you straight.

It was gonna happen. I always snap, eventually.

 

[Guest]

I predict someone is going to lose and eye soon.

Hey Sarah, does this answer your question?

Yup!

Indeed! Sarah, this is what you miss. Poor you.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I predict someone is going to lose and eye soon.

Hey Sarah, does this answer your question?

This has been kind of a tame afternoon, hasn't it?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This has been kind of a tame afternoon, hasn't it?

Yes, I must say i did wet my pants yesterday in the Why did the Chicken Cross the road thread. In fact I'm still laughing over it.

 

[Guest]

Yes, I must say i did wet my pants yesterday in the Why did the Chicken Cross the road thread. In fact I'm still laughing over it.

You and me both, sis.

And you just brought it back to me!!! LOL

 

[Evil Alpaca]

You and me both, sis.

And you just brought it back to me!!! LOL

Someone find that thread . . .

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You and me both, sis.

And you just brought it back to me!!! LOL

I love you more than my luggage.......LOL

 

[Guest]

I love you more than my luggage.......LOL

I love you more than my deodorant. PMSL!!!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I love you more than my luggage.......LOL

How romantic! *sniff* *tear in the eye*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How romantic! *sniff* *tear in the eye*

Shhh don't say anything to her, but I don't own any luggage.

 

[Guest]

Shhh don't say anything to her, but I don't own any luggage.

I'm gutted, devastated, heartbroken!!! How could you do that to me?

 

[Belegon]

Shhh don't say anything to her, but I don't own any luggage.

oh let me guess, they took it away when they attached the electronic bracelet to you ankle and talked about not getting outside the 300 ft radius?

 

[Guest]

oh let me guess, they took it away when they attached the electronic bracelet to you ankle and talked about not getting outside the 300 ft radius?

PMSL!!!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I'm gutted, devastated, heartbroken!!! How could you do that to me?

She's saying that her love for you is unlike anything else she has!

 

[Guest]

I predict someone is going to lose and eye soon.

Hey Sarah, does this answer your question?

Um, yeah.

(Geez, I only left for an hour to feed my kid!)

 

[cloudy]

I love you more than my deodorant. PMSL!!!

I think I just spit out my coffee!

 

[Guest]

I think I just spit out my coffee!

Bahahahahaaa!!!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I think I just spit out my coffee!

That sounds like something I'd be pretty sure about.

 

[Guest]

Um, yeah.

(Geez, I only left for an hour to feed my kid!)

You have to make sacrifices to stay on top of this wave. What, she has no body fat to get her through one missed meal?