I'm never home at this time - what dark secrets happen in the AH?

[Guest]

I'm home with my six-year-old. He was feeling pretty punky the last few days with a gradually worsening cough (but no temperature). We grew annoyed with doctor's office telling us over and over it was probably just viral.

When he woke up with a slight temp yesterday (and a look of total woe) we took him in at 8:00. Diagnosis? Walking pneumonia and the beginnings of strep - damn it anyway.

BUT - we caught that condition very early. And our pediatrician is excellent - he didn't dick around. Zithromax - broad spectrum antibiotic with just 3 doses.

Yesterday morning I was worried. By last evening I was tired but happy because he was already showing improvement with just one dose of meds.

And now? Right now he's playing Hulk on his Gameboy. If it weren't for his occasional cough (and the fact that mommy has him bundled up on the couch in a big comforter with pillow and juice next to him) I don't think you'd even realize he was sick.

Pretty cool.

SO - what fun, naughty, or interesting things happen in the AH when I'm usually at work?

 

[cloudy]

Oral sex, of course.......after the spankings.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I'm never home at this time - what dark secrets happen in the AH?

Oral sex, of course.......after the spankings.

And the women post nude photos of themselves.

 

[doormouse]

I miss it all too between runs up and down the stairs to the kids.

WOOHOOOO to my first weekend without the kids for months (miss them dearly lol).

I wouldn't hear the neighbours knock right now no matter how hard they banged lol... music is too LOUD!!

You won't miss much SSS. I normally catch up on most threads... except for my month spell away.... as for Abstrusions...


OMG it'd take a year to catch up lol

It's like some wild orgy...

See what you're missing??? lol

so am I


crawling back to my corner now

 

[Guest]

Sometimes Mat. posts her special AV, but only for minutes at a time.

Glad the boy is on the mend, Perdita

 

[Guest]

Sometimes Mat. posts her special AV, but only for minutes at a time.

Glad the boy is on the mend, Perdita

Thank you -

(And I'll be on the lookout for Mat!)

 

[cantdog]

good news

That stuff should nail it. Kids bounce.

I miss the intense parenting. I better get grandkids soon or I'm likely to go all sane or something from having time to turn around, week in and week out.

I'd hate getting sane and as for normal--! Don't even think about it.

cantdog

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I'm never home at this time - what dark secrets happen in the AH?

Oral sex, of course.......after the spankings.

Yes!

(The Python boys always knew what was best!)

 

[Guest]

Re: good news

That stuff should nail it. Kids bounce.

I miss the intense parenting. I better get grandkids soon or I'm likely to go all sane or something from having time to turn around, week in and week out.

I'd hate getting sane and as for normal--! Don't even think about it.

cantdog

Sane? Normal? I thought you were as perverted as the rest of us!

(Our engagement is off!)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: good news

I'd hate getting sane and as for normal--! Don't even think about it.

cantdog

That's why we're all crazy mad for you. (but in a good way. Not in a creepy way. )

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I finally did a porno photo shoot and posted the pix here, but had to take them down the very next day.


Got a nasty email from Ashcroft’s minions.



BTW: THREE CHEERS FOR ANTIBIOTICS!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I finally did a porno photo shoot and posted the pix here, but had to take them down the very next day.


Got a nasty email from Ashcroft’s minions.



BTW: THREE CHEERS FOR ANTIBIOTICS!

Damn that Ashcroft.

Well, it's that time of day again. Someone break out the pinata, the handcuffs and the swimming-pool-sized container of whipped cream. I'll see if I can track down that sheep . . .

 

[Guest]

I finally did a porno photo shoot and posted the pix here, but had to take them down the very next day.

Got a nasty email from Ashcroft’s minions.

BTW: THREE CHEERS FOR ANTIBIOTICS!

I missed the pics? Damn!!!

(And I echo the antibiotics cheer - we avoided some scary stuff!)

 

[Guest]

Damn that Ashcroft.

Well, it's that time of day again. Someone break out the pinata, the handcuffs and the swimming-pool-sized container of whipped cream. I'll see if I can track down that sheep . . .

Sheep?

You think we are going to use a sheep?

Why do you think we invited you? Keep looking this way, no one is sneaking up behind you...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Sheep?

You think we are going to use a sheep?

Why do you think we invited you? Keep looking this way, no one is sneaking up behind you...

The sheep is for the midget to ride! Jeez, didn't you get the memo?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I ran naked through 12 threads, but no one noticed anyway....it's was a huge white blur.

Glad the little guy is feeling better, I have my 10 yr old son home today making me nuts.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I ran naked through 12 threads, but no one noticed anyway....it's was a huge white blur.

Glad the little guy is feeling better, I have my 10 yr old son home today making me nuts.

So it's your son that's making you nuts? I knew there had to be a reason.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So it's your son that's making you nuts? I new there had to be a reason.

I wasn't about to take the blame for my insanity, I'd rather project.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I wasn't about to take the blame for my insanity, I'd rather project.

So if you're projecting insanity, that would explain A LOT of what happens in/on/around AH. Though I'm still trying to figure out if that is sufficient explanation for Tatelou.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So if you're projecting insanity, that would explain A LOT of what happens in/on/around AH. Though I'm still trying to figure out if that is sufficient explanation for Tatelou.

She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery, like thos little weinies that are wrapped in dough.

 

[Guest]

So if you're projecting insanity, that would explain A LOT of what happens in/on/around AH. Though I'm still trying to figure out if that is sufficient explanation for Tatelou.

Oi! Quit talking about me, or I'll put my hat back on.

I'm not insane, just me.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery, like thos little weinies that are wrapped in dough.

You mean tasty and best served hot?

 

[Guest]

She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery, like thos little weinies that are wrapped in dough.

I never thought the words "little weinies" would be used to describe me, or anything about me.

 

[Guest]

You mean tasty and best served hot?

You get a kiss for that.

Make the most of it.

 

[Guest]

You mean tasty and best served hot?

Lou can't be anything other than tasty, and hot.