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Hi, I'm a bright young, sexy girl of 20.

I'm very pretty too.

I'm 5'7" and weigh 72lbs.

I'm so damn wet and horny.

Please boys, throw this dog a big bone.

Ruff!
 
oh damn..the J Crew model is on lit now! Get it? She calls herself Ann-R-Eccsick...hehe
 
J Crew?

Cool!

I have been looking for a gang bang!

As long as you all aren't too rough. I break easy.

And I need lots of lube.
 
Last night.....

I dropped 5lbs!!!!!

I'm so proud!!!!!

I even cleaned the bathroom!!!!

God I love the smell of Tilex at 2am!!!!
 
I'm so happy.

The past hour and a half I've been over to the gym.

I lost another 3lbs.!!!!!!!

I'm delighted!

I'm now down to 64lbs. And not an ounce of body fat.

In fack, I elbowed some poor guy in the eye. It must have felt like a broom stick. Ouch.

I'll keep you all posted. I must loose more weight today.

I must.
 
Eat something

MY GOD! 64 pounds. I'm 7 inches shorter and I weigh more than that. EAT SOMETHING!!!!!!! Your gonna harm yourself.
 
humm

thinking to himself...64 lbs - 5'7" - hahahahahahaha
Impossible to sustain life that small - next time you come back as scrawny susan or some such thing - make the weight more believable...
 
Still Melting Away - my daily report.

Went home last night, had a big dinner of meatloaf and mashed potatoes.

Hmmmmmm boy!

Blew grits 15 minutes after my last bite.

Gosh that felt good. I'm was proud of myslef!

So then, I weighed myself at 3am this morning - like I do religiously every day.

And - I GAINED ONE LOUSY FUCKING POUND!!!!!!!

So, I went into deep depression - and almost took the .38 Smith & Wesson out of my nightstand drawer and, and, and.......

Sniff - sniff. Did the dirty deed.

My only thought was, that if I put the bullet right through the middle of my head, I would loose, oh maybe a pound or so.

That perked me up. The gun didn't come out.

This morning I'm so proud to inform you all that I weigh exactly what I did yesterday.

And I going to the gym to take a load off right now.

See you later. Stay slim.
 
I am not gonna eat your anerexic pussy for fear your pubic bone will poke at my nose

Ann, I am surprised you could lift the gun.


Too bad you couldn't get the trigger lock undone. ;)
 
Hey Starfish baby.....

From what I've seen of your pussy, I could get completley inside of you.

Take a bath in you own juices and walk right on back out.
 
Of course!!! Baby!

I'm one fun loving broad.

Well, I'm not broad. I'm petite. A size -1.

Perfect. Don't you agree?

I'm so skinny, my skeletal features give new meaning to the phrase "skull fuck."
 
Ann,

I can tell you are well on your way to success... I bet you'll be a size -3 1/2 in about two days!

You go girl!


Want a carrot. It comes with self purging laxatives, so you don't have to worry about upheaving it.

















(to any girls on the BB that may actually be anorexic.... We are clearly not making fun of you, but what societies bullshit does to the minds of women. Believe me. I can relate to your feelings. I want you just to know that this is our way of expressing our disgust with the way Pop culture eats away at people.)
 
Yeah. What Starfish said......

I would eat Popcicles if I could. Whether or not they were cultured.

And society has messed with my mind. They make me be perfect for my dear daddy.

And he wants me just like I was, when he first had me, at age 11.

Oh daddy where are you and why won't you return?

Is it because I've gotten to heavy daddy? Is that it?

Oh daddy come back home, come back please.

Oh. Where's my gym bag?
 
And while we're at it dear friends,

Can someone out there send my a case of Lucky Strike?

I'm running low on fags and so have a craving.

And a bottle of Two-Way Max Brand? It's Ephedrine Hydrochloride in 25mg mimi-tabs.

That's how I stay up to 3am to weigh myself. Well I don't just stay up that late to weigh myself. I keep house too.

My house is perfect. Not spot one.

I groom everything! I mean, don't come near me or I just might groom you too.

Anyway. Later.
 
Got your Lucky Strikes on the way, Ann.

If you've got big hair, I've been needing a feather duster for a while.

You seem like my kinda girl, except for the lube, I can deal with that.

I'd like to reach my fingers all the way around your waist and slide you up and down on my pole one-handed, while I take a spoon and play music on your rib-cage.

Have all of your teeth fallen out yet? Yes!

And then afterwards, we can share a pizza.

Oh I'm sorry, did the word pizza turn you off?

Damn.
 
PIZZA?!?!?!

GAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!!!

SPLUUUUUURRRRRRFFFFFF!

SPLAAAAT!!!

WOOF. PUOF!

UGH!

Good God man!!!!!

Say that again!!!!

I must have lost 2lbs.

I feel soooooo good.
 
You probably don't want me to come in your mouth.

That'd be two more pounds to lose.

Oh man, did your shoulders dislocate again?
 
Yeah, yeah.

Often, when I hurl like that, it's so violent my arms just fly from their little old sockets.

Excues me while I pop them back in place.

You mentioned one handing me round my waist? Kind of like a single stalk of celery?

Well,

That's the way I like it, uh huh, uh huh.

Just consider me your very own sexual propellor. Your dick being the spindle.

Spin me like a propellor, spin me!

Contact!
 
Well I declare.

Don't I just make the same little old spelling mistakes, just like that nasty what's his name?

Spanky Crankcase?

I hate that man. Always making fun of people.
 
Damn, hand full of hair.

Hey Ann, I can feel my dick through your skin.

It's like a hand-job, kinda.

Wake up, wake up.
 
Shit! You've killed'er!

You, you, you - grinning Purple turd.

She was fragile you know. And your punk-ass "Hispanic macho crap" killed her.

She should have never hung with anyone named Ceasar.
 
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