I'm masturbating right now

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You're more than welcome dream and my chair is now just damp. I've done a pretty good clean up.
 
how many?

Hey --

How many "I'm masturbating now..." threads are there? Quite a few!

I all. Am reading these posts -- and......

Come say hi.

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I'd gladly try to remedy that, if you were so inclined (but there I go again being forward).

Allow me to introduce myself: I'm Humper, the Smartie of Litsters (as in 'When you eat your Smarties do you eat the red ones last? do you suck them very slowly or crunch them very fast?' For geographic reasons I was exposed to the Canadian version of the jingle )
 
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