Oh I love being naughty. My husband is a university professor and sometimes we have to go to (what I feel are) boring dinners and awards nights etc. So we get all gorgeoused up in black tie and a party dress and proper grown up shoes and off we go.
Half way through the night I will sometimes excuse myself and go to the ladies. When I get back to the Professor I will press my knickers into his hand and ask him to "Could you please put these in your pocket?"
I love it, wandering around the stuffy intellectuals with no undies on.
Thinking about this is getting me nice and warm. Thank you.