I'm Male, I'm Married, I'm in Michigan (God Help Me)

What is the most socially acceptable method of relase when married and not having sex

  • Masturbating while thinking of your spouse

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • Masturbating while thinking of someone other than your spouse

    Votes: 5 45.5%
  • Actually having sex with someone other than your spouse

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • Chemical castration

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    11

Mr_Eightball

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Greetings everyone!

Everyone is looking for something and I suppose I'm no different. But I just spent a few minutes skimming through the posts and it looks like there are nothing but men in Michigan. That said, here goes an exercise in futility...

I'm online most of the day and it would be great if I could find someone to chat with from time to time about subjects various and sundry. I am married and not really looking to complicate my life or the lives of others. But there is a lot of pent up sexual energy here that someone should really tap into. And sometimes just talking about not having sex makes me feel better about not having sex.

You don't live in Michigan, you say? Even better! Less chance that we would actually get carried away and do crazy stuff offline. "Good fences make good neighbors"

Interested? (Not bloody likely). Just in case, I'm in my early 30's, fit, over six feet tall. People tell me that I have a good sense of humor but that, like looks, is subjective. Oh, and for the record, I don't like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain.

Anyone? Beuhler?:nana:
 
you seem lonely. We are having a michigan get together Dec 7 at 5:30pm in Madison Heights. Its a resturant called THE MASTERS on 13 mile between dquindre and JohnR. Let me know if you would like to come.
there is about 11 of us so far.

Sassy
 
I see your from grand rapids thats a long way away. But your still welcome to join us. Sassy:kiss:
 
LMAO!
(Male, Married, Michigan.......God Help Me)! Love it. I'm way down here in the South, but you made me smile today! Thanks and good luck.
Tennesseetrouble
 
Re: LMAO!

Well, at least this thread is giving someoneone a giggle. :)

domandsassy,

Don't think I'll make the get together on the 7th. But not for lack of interest (stupid day job). But a hearty thanks for the heads-up (no, that wasn't a pun).
 
Re: Re: LMAO!

Mr_Eightball said:
Well, at least this thread is giving someoneone a giggle. :)

domandsassy,

Don't think I'll make the get together on the 7th. But not for lack of interest (stupid day job). But a hearty thanks for the heads-up (no, that wasn't a pun).

well you may have a day job but dinner is at night. SO if you think you can make it please do it would be nice. The time for our meeting use to be at 4:00 I had to change it to 5:30 pm. Hope you will change your mind.

Sassy
 
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