I'm Longing to Ride the Cock of a Lit Member

[lavender]

 

[tb123]

You're a trainer?

Can i have a free trial lesson right now?

 

[metal_minx]

there's cocks all over lit...take your pic

 

[RawHumor]

Misch and I could double-team you.

Double the BEEFCAKE, double the fun!

(her current av is the same as mine, in case she changes it again)

 

[Mischka]

You should try sunstruck's strap-on teddy bear. Plushies are all the rage around Lit these days.

(Kick ass! I didn't know RH was going to post too.)

 

[Calamity Jane]

Funny, I'm having the same desire. My toy is pink though.

Ohhhh if only Lit were an actual place to visit!

 

[Never]

lavender:
"And no, yayati. Sorry sugarplum, it's not you.

God damn, I'm horny.

I'm thinking a dose of a purple sex toy might do the trick."

So, basically, you're saying everything's the same with you?

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: I'm Longing to Ride the Cock of a Lit Member

 

[Mischka]

I've got my cyber eyes set on a purple sex toy.

I think Hazie qualifies as a purple sex toy.

 

[sunstruck]

Someone call for a strap on?

 

[riff]

Tease. All you Texas girls are all alike.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Oh. Did it sound like I was soliciting sex? That was not my intention. I've got my cyber eyes set on a purple sex toy. Sorry folks. I'm stubborn like that.

Awww, c'mon, just a little fake-fucking with yer ol' pals. You can imagine it's any color you like: we don't mind.

 

[lavender]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Just sienna. I got a better color wheel. I was mistaken in our earlier fake-fucking episodes.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Tease. All you Texas girls are all alike.

I still say you look like Scott Baio in that Av riffy.

 

[lavender]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Ah doesn't matter. You're still a fake fucking GOD!

That's good. Can you say it again, but this time a little louder? I don't think everyone heard it.

And are you sure this pimping-me-out strategy of yours is going to work?

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

Can I get an AMEN from the congregation?

I'm just assuming Ham will slip into Southern Baptist mode any moment...

 

[Calamity Jane]

Trust me. It's all cake.

Did I fail to mention that he's hung like a horse.

I often wonder if the people who say that have ever actually seen how hung horses are. I'm thinkin ouch.

 

[floridaguy64]

I'll Bite............ you'll probably bite back with a vengeance though...........

And no, yayati. Sorry sugarplum, it's not you.

God damn, I'm horny.

I'm thinking a dose of a purple sex toy might do the trick.

you can ride it "ONLY" after I get to feast upon your kitty for an hour or three.......

Good kitty............. "Schlurppppppp!"

Bad kitty............... "Ride that Bone!!!!!!!"

Good kitty............."Schlurpppppppp!"

 

[Carl East]

I know exactly what you mean Lavender, with so many gorgeous women here, and I can't fuck one of them.

Wouldn't it be great if when we felt horny we could just pick someone we fancy and bump uglies, the reality sucks.

Carl

 

[Wiggles]

I know it's not mine, because mine's named the Purple Monster. And it's not really a cock, it's more of a vibrator type thing.

You can get one from the Sinclair Institute, I think they only cost about twenty bucks.