i'm like vishnu, snoozing on the shoreless interweb.

dolf

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and you people of lit are dreamt into existence by me.

my iggy list is an act of typically english repression.
 
i have a lot of nightmares.
i might dream you up something dire instead.
you might discover jesus and turn vege...

i said please. don't be a dick.

and i was a vegetarian. it really wasn't that bad. i was just kind of annoying.

like when i was straight edge.
 
Can you dream me a cute guy that will clean my house? Naked or not naked it's up to you.
 
I'd like to know what the creators of Hinduism were smoking.

Probably Kush.
 
Dearest Vishnu,

There's a man I want to cock punch for being a major asshole. If you can deliver him bound and ready, I'd be grateful.

Worshipfully yours,

Parody
 
Dearest Vishnu,

There's a man I want to cock punch for being a major asshole. If you can deliver him bound and ready, I'd be grateful.

Worshipfully yours,

Parody
this shit would actually make mastering lucid dreaming worthwhile!
 
I'll buy a ticket to this dream sequence, but if it's just another ruse to get fucked up the arse I want my money back. Enough is enough.
 
I'll buy a ticket to this dream sequence, but if it's just another ruse to get fucked up the arse I want my money back. Enough is enough.
fucked in the cunt?
 
this shit would actually make mastering lucid dreaming worthwhile!

Yes!

I've been trying for years, but I can never taste their fear and their cries are never as sweet as in the flesh. Still there's a good deal of pleasure in the visualization.
 
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