I'm leaving Lit! I have had enough!

[Thumper]

Of feeling grungy, going to go get a shower.





Hey...everyone else does the smartass "leaving Lit" thing...

...besides I just wanted to give the ladies something to visualize for a few minutes

 

[Amused]

Just the ladies?

 

[Thumper]

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

But...yeah just the ladies...

Anybody else, I don't necessarily need to know about.

 

[YogiBare]

Oh, Thumper!

Please come back!

Please, please, pretty please????

 

[pabloback]

wanna use my er "LIQUID SOAP DISPENSER"?

 

[April]

Do you need some help? I could wash your back. And other places.
And of course, there is the question of entertainment during and after the shower. I think I could provide that.




Are you done yet? I'm waiting.

 

[Silverlily]

Are you done yet? I'm waiting.

Me too, I think we need another wet hair/ towel pic. Don't you agree, April?


*wonders what will be on this year's Christmas card*

 

[Cheyenne]

Christmas card? Damn, I forgot to put my order in! I hope there's still time!!!

Let's see, last year I asked for a red bow... This year I'll ask for...?

 

[Mistress]

Your such a fucking tease!

 

[Silverlily]

Let's see, last year I asked for a red bow... This year I'll ask for...?

Do they make see-through bows?

 

[April]

Oh, yes! We desperately need a new pic!
Maybe if we all gang up on him we can get one?
And I know he'd like that immensely. LOL

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Silverlily]

Uh, hel-lo, rabbit with short attention span...



make with the pictures already.



this is as close as it gets to begging

 

[Merelan]

I will beg, I have no shame. Dropping to my knees.

"Please, Oh Thumper, God of the Tease." Bowing with my face to the floor, bare butt in air.

(Damn it. How long has it been since anyone swept around here? There's crumbs and crap all over the floor. And this carpeting smells like goat.)

 

[tn_8tiv]

You don't have the "balls" although I'm sure some of us could lend you some

 

[Silverlily]

Thumper's "balls" are just fine, thank you

but you've given me an idea.

I'm sure some of us could lend you some

You be a good boy and see if you can find anyone else.




(to hell with card, I'm thinking calendar. I need a new one.)

 

[Shylady]

Ok adding my voice here, a new pic would be good!

 

[Guest]

I' m gone......fuck all y'all...

 

[GuyJD]

I' m gone......fuck all y'all...

Don't let the Literotican doorknob bruise your ass on the way out.......LOL

And Mr. Thumper, please allow me to assist you.
Forget the shower. I can hose you down, if you'd prefer.......LOL.

 

[Silverlily]

Thumper sweetheart, if you ever doubted...

Not only do most of the women here want you, apparently many of the guys do as well.



(And everyone thought you all were a bunch of homophobes. *sniff* I'm so proud )

 

[April]

Calendar? Yes! *throwing away the studs & spurs calendar I ordered*

Come on, O God of the Tease. Your adoring, lusting fans are waiting.

 

[Hecate]

WAIT!!! you mena we could custom-order??????

Christmas card? Damn, I forgot to put my order in! I hope there's still time!!!

Let's see, last year I asked for a red bow... This year I'll ask for...?

Geeeeee Cheyenne - you mean you ordered a THumper with red bow last year for a card and got it??????? Hang on .. and WHY!!!!??? didn't I know about that?

I want a Thumper (and I mean the Lit Thumper - no cheating!) X-mas card too . and I am easy - I need NOTHING on it but 100% pure wet Thumper *g*

 

[Cheyenne]

Yup!
The red bow was for "general consumption."
I ordered more than that though.


Let's see... THIS year... maybe a nice candy cane strategically hung? Tasty! (And I don't mean the candycane... )

 

[April]

Wet Thumper, dry Thumper. Who cares as long as he's naked?
Or even clothed, though that's not as much fun.

Cheyenne, the candy cane would only impede the view.

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne, the candy cane would only impede the view.

Depends on how you hang it.