I'm laying 5050 eggs

[Pookie]

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Relax.


It was only a blow job...

 

[Hypoxia]

Q: Why did the egg cross the road?
A: To get laid.

Q: Why did the punker cross the road?
A: She was stapled to the chicken.

 

[Pookie]

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