I'm King of the AH!

[rgraham666]

Let's face it I'm the most wonderful, and intelligent person posting here.

Except for Colleen.

And Abs.

And perdita.

And Lou.

and Zoot.

And min.

And impressive.

And… And… And…

Shit! I can't even make the top of my own list!

 

[Guest]

Rg, you're part of a circle of friends for which I am grateful. That's better than anyone's list.

Perdita

 

[rgraham666]

Thanks p. I quite agree.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I feel a group hug coming on.


I said HUG! You perverts! What's wrong with you???

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Rg, you're part of a circle of friends for which I am grateful. That's better than anyone's list.

Perdita

Hey!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

RG, sweetie, you are totally awsome and very very sweet and caring. In my book you rate crown worthy anytime. *hugs*

 

[shereads]

This makes a disaster of my alphabetical list.



Do I list you as "His Royal Highness" and put you up in the H's now?

 

[KarenAM]

You're one of my favorites, RG, that's for sure.

 

[rgraham666]

This makes a disaster of my alphabetical list.



Do I list you as "His Royal Highness" and put you up in the H's now?

No, a simple "Your Holiiness" will do.

Thanks Karen.

 

[cantdog]

a King

Shit, how could I have missed that? We don't have a king!

The position is vacant, rg, and it seems a circle of your nobles has raised you upon your shield and acclaimed you, in the Celtic tradition.

Long live his Majesty! (r I)

cantdog

 

[rgraham666]

Thanks cant.

Actually I would rather have the court jester's job.

The court jester gets to say things no one else can, and people aren't planning on poisoning his food.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Actually, doesn't he need to have a watery tart lob a scimitar at him? I thought that's how it worked.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Thanks cant.

Actually I would rather have the court jester's job.

The court jester gets to say things no one else can, and people aren't planning on poisoning his food.

How about the court gesture instead? I can think of a few good gestures to use...

 

[shereads]

Thanks cant.

Actually I would rather have the court jester's job.

The court jester gets to say things no one else can, and people aren't planning on poisoning his food.

Wasn't he sometimes the king's food taster, though? When there was a staff shortage?

 

[rgraham666]

Wasn't he sometimes the king's food taster, though? When there was a staff shortage?

I suppose it depended on how funny he was.

 

[SeaCat]

RG you can be king all you want, just don't let me hear that old quote of "Let them read Stroke". If I do then I'm going to have to invite the Madam to your Coronation.

Cat

(p.s. And Vella can sit there and knit.)

 

[rgraham666]

This is turning out to be much more fun than i expected.

 

[carsonshepherd]

This is turning out to be much more fun than i expected.

I'd like to be the keeper of your harem. I won't damage the merchandise, I promise. We'll all just sit around and trade fashion tips and dance to ABBA.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I'd like to be the keeper of your harem. I won't damage the merchandise, I promise. We'll all just sit around and trade fashion tips and dance to ABBA.

That's just mean . . .

Actually, I like ABBA. Do I get my first token now?

 

[Guest]

Carson, love, the keeper of the harem is usually a eunach. Eeow!

Perdita

 

[carsonshepherd]

That's just mean . . .

Actually, I like ABBA. Do I get my first token now?

It's okay... there's nothing wrong with liking ABBA... (snicker)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson, love, the keeper of the harem is usually a eunach. Eeow!

Perdita

EEEEP!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

It's okay... there's nothing wrong with liking ABBA... (snicker)

Heck, I also like Aqua and Motorhead. I have strange musical tastes . . .

 

[rgraham666]

I'd like to be the keeper of your harem. I won't damage the merchandise, I promise. We'll all just sit around and trade fashion tips and dance to ABBA.

OK. I'll need a harem first.

Never mind. One woman sort of guy.

How about Keeper of the Castle? I have no sense of interior design, and I don't want to be the laughingstock of the other kings.

 

[carsonshepherd]

OK. I'll need a harem first.

Never mind. One woman sort of guy.

How about Keeper of the Castle? I have no sense of interior design, and I don't want to be the laughingstock of the other kings.

Kinda like a Martha Stewart? Nah. Potpourri makes me break out.

Guess I''ll have to oversee the lusty stableboys, instead.