I'm in....

A Desert Rose said:
It's come to my attention that my posts are all screwed up. Oh, I know that will come as no surprise to most of you. But it seems that someone has to use the bottom scrolly tool (the one that does the right and left movements) in order to read my posts.

Has it always been this way for people who read my stuff?
How do I fix it so it doesn't happen anymore?
I don't see this on my own computer screen when I read my posts.
I think it must be very annoying for anyone who reads my posts.
Does it have to do with the skin I'm using?

Can somebody help me?

I'm going to be gone for a while and may not read posts for a few days.
Please don't think I'm ignoring you, if you do respond to my questions and I've not answered you.
I'll be back.
Thanks for your help, if you have any to offer me.



Bye for now.




Actually I found out how to fix it just a few minutes ago on the other thread.


Simply scroll down to the bottom of the page and left click on the scroll bar or just above it and then choose the option of your choice... Left scroll I think... and that fixed it for me.

I hope this helps....
 
Do we need a Poor Richard's almanac for fucking?

DVS said:
Now, this whole ugly mess can be remedied by only fucking until your ears nearly fall off, so everyone involved keeps their parts for another day of fucking.
Silly question, but does that mean you can, or can't fuck them quite as thoroughly next time? Are we talking about reaching a point of diminishing returns, or crop rotation, i.e. alternating what you plant where over successive genital bumps? Does it make a difference if you bang a mouth one time and a tail the next? One would think you could grab her ears in both cases, but claws in the fuckee's hips, or using her hair for reins during the alternative anal reaming might suffice.
 
I'm in a state of confusion...

I was reminded again today why I don't want to be involved in a serious LDR.

I have LDRs with lots of people... Des, Ma'am, cellis... several Doms who I'm betting don't want their names listed here. And they are serious in the regard to friendship. I take being a friend seriously.

But a long distance D/s thing... seriously? I've yet to meet a Dom who can do that. And that's without even mentioning my side of the issue.
 
A Desert Rose said:
And that's without even mentioning my side of the issue.
Would that concern the Island of Lost Toys to where some of your erotic implements have migrated?

i believe any dominant male you believed worthy of your submission would have to start with keeping things inside you for safe storage. After a month, or so, perhaps allow you to keep them outside your body (except for play time of course) but within eye contact of you. Who knows? Within 6 months, you might actually regain the privilege of storing said toys in a remembered, discreet location once more. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Would that concern the Island of Lost Toys to where some of your erotic implements have migrated?

i believe any dominant male you believed worthy of your submission would have to start with keeping things inside you for safe storage. After a month, or so, perhaps allow you to keep them outside your body (except for play time of course) but within eye contact of you. Who knows? Within 6 months, you might actually regain the privilege of storing said toys in a remembered, discreet location once more. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

If I had a Dom, I'd be sure and share this information with him.

Yea... sure I would. LOL

Unfortunately, not many have the imagination that you have.
 
A Desert Rose said:
If I had a Dom, I'd be sure and share this information with him.

Yea... sure I would. LOL

Unfortunately, not many have the imagination that you have.
Well, ADR, your imagination is only good part of the time, the part when you hide things. You're having trouble with the part that's used when you want to retrieve them. :rolleyes:
 
DVS said:
Well, ADR, your imagination is only good part of the time, the part when you hide things. You're having trouble with the part that's used when you want to retrieve them. :rolleyes:

Yes and yes. LOL that's the truth. And I took nutrasweet out of my diet 2 months ago, too. You'd think my short term memory would be back by now, wouldn'tya?

I think it's under my couch. It's the one place I haven't looked yet.
 
So ... IN

How deep can you stuff a cell phone, yet still have a guarantee of reception?

"Can you feel me now?" gives me the giggles every time i think of it.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Silly question, but does that mean you can, or can't fuck them quite as thoroughly next time? Are we talking about reaching a point of diminishing returns, or crop rotation, i.e. alternating what you plant where over successive genital bumps? Does it make a difference if you bang a mouth one time and a tail the next? One would think you could grab her ears in both cases, but claws in the fuckee's hips, or using her hair for reins during the alternative anal reaming might suffice.
Actually, not silly at all, but very insightful. One would think the ears heal when you only fuck to a certain point, but that might not be true and you could actually fuck less next time and be confronted with a head without ears much sooner than you would think.

So, mybe some form of crop rotation would be in order, or in this case having more than one sub so the ears of the one you fucked yesterday can heal and you don't do without a hot mouth to fuck. And, I'm sure all subs would understand this need, as they surely want to keep their ears, as much as Doms want them to. I's a win, win situation!
 
DVS said:
... but that might not be true and you could actually fuck less next time and be confronted with a head without ears much sooner than you would think.
Ah, but then we have the alternate silver lining ... how much easier would it be to skull fuck the fuckee without ears.
 
I've completely lost track of what you people are talking about here.

The cell phone experiment is one I might have to try on myself one day, though.
 
A Desert Rose said:
I've completely lost track of what you people are talking about here.
The degree of cock stuffing before the ears become attached. i'm inquisitive. Shall we shoot for 6K on this thread?
 
I'll do my bit for the 1000 swats!

I mean hits.. yeah, hits!

Uh, no I mean views, yeah, views! That's the ticket!...
 
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