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SierraMoon
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WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!! Thanks ADR and with cellis added.... that's what i call a "party line"!!!!!!!!!cellis said:Sierra darlin... another one of my faves! Can we make it a foursome?
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We're sorry ...
but the number you have dialed is incorrect, or no longer in service. For a fee of 25 cents for the first ten minutes and ten cents for every minute thereafter, (in honor of the most recent fucktard alt spewing) we will gladly connect you to our new and improved party line where you too can be part of the in crowd and exciting world of fucked until your ears fall off. Have a nice day!
but the number you have dialed is incorrect, or no longer in service. For a fee of 25 cents for the first ten minutes and ten cents for every minute thereafter, (in honor of the most recent fucktard alt spewing) we will gladly connect you to our new and improved party line where you too can be part of the in crowd and exciting world of fucked until your ears fall off. Have a nice day!
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AngelicAssassin said:
I love this part... 'cause it's soooo true.
We can do the "fucked 'til your ears fall off" thing, can't we girls?
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Fuck 'til your ears fall off, but for God's sake, please keep your assholes intact!A Desert Rose said:I love this part... 'cause it's soooo true.
We can do the "fucked 'til your ears fall off" thing, can't we girls?
come to think of it, without ears, what would a guy hold on to, while doing your mouth?** I guess hair would be the only option.
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It gives you a completely different picture of Charles, Prince of Wales, doesn't it.
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DVS said:
Would a nose work, as long as you gave one a chance to breath now and then?
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Desdemona said:
Well yea... I think he meant 'til their ears fell off, not ours, dollface.
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A Desert Rose said:
hmm ... I think it would depend on the size of the nose ..... thinking !!
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One word ...
Labia.Desdemona said:Thank goodness. What would I do with my ear ring collection if I got my ears fucked off???
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The actual quoted phrase is below, dolly. He said fucked until your ears fall off which leads one to assume the speaker is speaking as the fucker and referring to the fuckee. And, if the fuckee is the person he's speaking to, in the case of the post referenced below, that is you. Fucking until YOUR ears fall off, dolly.A Desert Rose said:Well yea... I think he meant 'til their ears fell off, not ours, dollface.
AngelicAssassin said:
Now, this whole ugly mess can be remedied by only fucking until your ears nearly fall off, so everyone involved keeps their parts for another day of fucking. Because, when you look at it from the fuckee's point of view, once fucked until your ears fall off, you can't be fucked that way again.
And, looking from the fucker's point of view, you're always fucking yourself out of fucking partners and constantly forced to find a new fuckee after each fucking experience.
I for one, see that as an unecessary chore that could be avoided by just going to the point before the ears are fucked off and saving everbody a lot of trouble.
But, if you get so involved that you can't stop and you are fucked 'til your ears come off, there is an alternative of hair. The phrase fucking 'til all your hair falls out would be going too far, wouldn't we all agree? For me, it would be a short fuck, I"m sad to say, not to mention all of the bald women that would be walking around.
And, an interesting side note...seeing a woman walk aroung with out her ears or hair, you'd at least know what she'd been up to. A scarlet letter in another form, I'd say.
did you make it all the way to the end of this message?
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i have big ears, so i would last quite awhile
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DVS said:
(The only way I can read these blue and silver things is to quote the person who writes them. Most of the time, I don't even bother to try unless the quote is directed at me, as in this case.)
And you're right. I got it wrong, again.
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I altered myself because I thought you could read the blue. You need a REGULAR computer, dolly. Have you attempted different skins, to one that allows that color to come through batter? I'm sure you're not the only one with a toy computer.A Desert Rose said:
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DVS said:I altered myself because I thought you could read the blue. You need a REGULAR computer, dolly. Have you attempted different skins, to one that allows that color to come through batter? I'm sure you're not the only one with a toy computer.
I like this skin I have, but I guess I could try others. Whispers or whatever those are, aren't very common to me, so I don't know how important it is to change for them.
I just wish people liked red, the way I do.
And you're right again... this is a kinda rinky-dink computer, I guess.
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Perhaps, but that sudden rise in room humidity made it all worth while.Desdemona said:
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I never mentioned this before because it was just too damned stupid, but now that it's resolved...
A while back I lost my 2 favorite vibrators, so I had to go out and buy a third one. Then about a month ago, I found one of the lost ones. I still can't find the 'lost' second one, but today I found my 'lost' favorite buttplug while cleaning my closet.
Okay... it's a walk-in closet with lots of shelves and stuff. The last time I used it and washed it, I stashed it under a stack of sweaters because I was too lazy to go store it appropriately.
Anyway, I was happy to find it again. I'm sure that second 'lost' dildo is somewhere just that simple, too...
A while back I lost my 2 favorite vibrators, so I had to go out and buy a third one. Then about a month ago, I found one of the lost ones. I still can't find the 'lost' second one, but today I found my 'lost' favorite buttplug while cleaning my closet.
Okay... it's a walk-in closet with lots of shelves and stuff. The last time I used it and washed it, I stashed it under a stack of sweaters because I was too lazy to go store it appropriately.
Anyway, I was happy to find it again. I'm sure that second 'lost' dildo is somewhere just that simple, too...
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You don't need a keeper, (re your "reason for editing" above) just more body orifices to store things. Be glad SD didn't hear about this earlier. You'd be walking around like a cowboy after a hard day's work.A Desert Rose said:
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It's come to my attention that my posts are all screwed up. Oh, I know that will come as no surprise to most of you. But it seems that someone has to use the bottom scrolly tool (the one that does the right and left movements) in order to read my posts.
Has it always been this way for people who read my stuff?
How do I fix it so it doesn't happen anymore?
I don't see this on my own computer screen when I read my posts.
I think it must be very annoying for anyone who reads my posts.
Does it have to do with the skin I'm using?
Can somebody help me?
I'm going to be gone for a while and may not read posts for a few days.
Please don't think I'm ignoring you, if you do respond to my questions and I've not answered you.
I'll be back.
Thanks for your help, if you have any to offer me.
Bye for now.
Has it always been this way for people who read my stuff?
How do I fix it so it doesn't happen anymore?
I don't see this on my own computer screen when I read my posts.
I think it must be very annoying for anyone who reads my posts.
Does it have to do with the skin I'm using?
Can somebody help me?
I'm going to be gone for a while and may not read posts for a few days.
Please don't think I'm ignoring you, if you do respond to my questions and I've not answered you.
I'll be back.
Thanks for your help, if you have any to offer me.
Bye for now.
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I don't think it's your posts, but AA's posts. And, it's not his posts, but his picture. I don't see it as a problem, myself, but maybe some do, I don't know. There are some times I need to scroll right or left to get all of the text of a post, but what's so wrong with that?A Desert Rose said:
Maybe it is the skin someone is using, but I don't think it would be the skin of the poster so much as the skin of the person who has to scroll right and left.
