I'm in Poland

[Liar]

Now what?

 

[koalabear]

Try the sausage.

 

[Adre]

Now what?

Do a pole dance.

 

[islandman]

Take over the Czech Republic next.

 

[Adre]

Tell an American joke.

 

[Wings]

The title should have been "Poland, I am in you!"

 

[KRCummings]

Ask them to screw in a lightbulb.

 

[ForkedTongue]

Ask them to screw in a lightbulb.

They use bayonet fittings.

 

[RjThoughts]

Tell a gorgeous woman:

Masz ładny dupę

(Mash lawd-nee doo-pah)

 

[oggbashan]

Now what?

Why are you in Poland?

 

[RjThoughts]

Why are you in Poland?

Wants to see if the stuffed cabbage has a tomato sauce or not I guess

 

[KRCummings]

They use bayonet fittings.

What does that have to do with screwing in a lightbulb?

 

[RjThoughts]

What does that have to do with screwing in a lightbulb?

He doesn't get the joke.

Like he wouldn't understand..

How do you get a Pole into a bathtub? Throw in a pickle.
How do you get him out? Turn on the water.

 

[KRCummings]

I like a good pierogi. Send me some.
Oddly enough I have a good amount of Polish in me (notice I was smart enough to not say I have a good amount of pole in me although that would have been hilarious. The sacrifices I make for you people.) and I've been to many places in Europe I have never been to Poland except to see Auschwitz and that was in and out (in and out/pole ha!). I'd like to spend some time in the country some day.

 

[RjThoughts]

I like a good pierogi. Send me some.
Oddly enough I have a good amount of Polish in me (notice I was smart enough to not say I have a good amount of pole in me although that would have been hilarious. The sacrifices I make for you people.) and I've been to many places in Europe I have never been to Poland except to see Auschwitz and that was in and out (in and out/pole ha!). I'd like to spend some time in the country some day.

An aunt and cousin went to Poland just after the fall of Communism, to trace the roots. They found out that one set of their grandparents/my great-grandparents knew Pope John Paul II's parents, that the other set were too often mistaken for Gypsies/Romani.

And peirogi should be boiled then fried in bacon, butter, and onions

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ the 2nd reply

 

[killallhippies]

eat some jelly donuts.

or something with cabbage.

or hump a hot polish person.


you know, whatever. just try not to convince them to go to war with you 'cause that never works for either of you.

 

[Minalick]

Say you'd like a "dobre zimna piwo." (pronounced dobreh jimna pivo)
Don't forget to say "dziękuję" (pronounced Jen-koo-yeh)

 

[KRCummings]

eat some jelly donuts.

or something with cabbage.

or hump a hot polish person.


you know, whatever. just try not to convince them to go to war with you 'cause that never works for either of you.

Polish people do tend to be good looking.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

Now what?

are you trying to start a new revolution to bring back communism?

 

[RjThoughts]

Say you'd like a "dobre zimna piwo." (pronounced dobreh jimna pivo)
Don't forget to say "dziękuję" (pronounced Jen-koo-yeh)

"Dziękuję babci" was said often on holidays up until I was 23, when my great-granmother passed away at either 98 or 103, depending on if you believe her - 98 - or immigration records - she had to lie, being 16 and pregnant with a second child wasn't too good I guess

 

[RjThoughts]

Polish people do tend to be good looking.

ONLY if they're not related to you!!! Then, the women are pushy!!

 

[Minalick]

"Dziękuję babci" was said often on holidays up until I was 23, when my great-granmother passed away at either 98 or 103, depending on if you believe her - 98 - or immigration records - she had to lie, being 16 and pregnant with a second child wasn't too good I guess

Well I learned some Polish and Ukrainian from some guys I used to know.
If I remember correctly Babci means grandmother.

Then again if you wanted to say Thank you VERY MUCH, that would be "Dziękuję bardzo" which kind of sounds similar. Maybe?

 

[RjThoughts]

Well I learned some Polish and Ukrainian from some guys I used to know.
If I remember correctly Babci means grandmother.

Then again if you wanted to say Thank you VERY MUCH, that would be "Dziękuję bardzo" which kind of sounds similar. Maybe?

Babci is grandma.

None of us said thank you very much, as we had food being placed in front of us, LOTS of it!!!

Also, our family NEVER had any sauce on our gawumpkies, since babci thought tomatoes as being poisonous, as did most of the people that came with her in the early 1900s

 

[Minalick]

Babci is grandma.

None of us said thank you very much, as we had food being placed in front of us, LOTS of it!!!

Also, our family NEVER had any sauce on our gawumpkies, since babci thought tomatoes as being poisonous, as did most of the people that came with her in the early 1900s

Omg
Pierogies!
Pączki!
Sernik!

Now I'm hungry.