I'm in love with a turtle!

you are the most incredible terrapin alive....mmmm your hard shell....that big head snapping in and out....<lil hiss>
 
<wondering if this thread violates the literotica rule against bestiality>

;):kiss:
 
there's a joke in here somewhere about a box turtle but i'm much too much of a gentleman to make it......yep, that's me. mr. gentleman.:D
 
tortoise said:
<wondering if this thread violates the literotica rule against bestiality>


we may be safe unless you post pictures of your cock....that might cross some lines....keep that slick green sucker under wraps, love.....well it's actually hot pink when it gets hard and sticks out....but you know what i mean....;)
 
unclej said:
there's a joke in here somewhere about a box turtle but i'm much too much of a gentleman to make it......yep, that's me. mr. gentleman.:D

lol you.....did you see that i loveddddd your new story...i've been bumping thread...hey....good idea...irkkkk.....;)
 
Ginny said:
we may be safe unless you post pictures of your cock....that might cross some lines....keep that slick green sucker under wraps, love.....well it's actually hot pink when it gets hard and sticks out....but you know what i mean....;)

"For your eyes ooooonly..."

I love you madly, sweet girl.
 
* licking the tortuga's shell and ... tugging down Ginny's panties.... *


I heart you too....;)
 
tortoise said:
"For your eyes ooooonly..."

I love you madly, sweet girl.


<eyes bugging out in cartoon fashion, springs attached to eyeballs, etc.>

<lil gulp, tongue hanging out, large amount of drool dripping>

thank you.....James......;)



and remember babe......i love you madliester....
 
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I'd be smitten with a turtle too, if he didn't have an unending love for a Ginny. For that matter, I could say the same and swap the names. :D
 
You two are much too cute to be spies. You use all that to throw them off your scent don't you?
 
Being from the south, Ginny might already know this, but I had to share this tidbit of knowledge that I learned from my reptile-obsessed 9 year old--did yall know that there's a type of tortoise down here known as a cooter? It's true! Cooter!!!
~backing out slowly before anyone becomes too frightened of me~:D
 
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