I'm in a sarcastic ass mood - who wants to fuck with me?

[miles]

Come on. I'll rip ya a new asshole. If I feel like it.

 

[estevie]

Well, I'm wanting none of that!!

What has put you in such a rotten mood, sweetie?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*chanting* Go putz boy! Go putz boy!



That's almost as bad as a double dawg dare. Sheesh.

 

[Cheyenne]

Sorry, I like you. No ass ripping required here.

 

[cuz cracker]

sorry, just passing thru.

 

[miles]

estevie

Not in a bad mood at all.....unless it was that bag of crack I smoked this morning........

 

[estevie]

Oh well...I thought you meant you were going to be more sarcastic than normal. Rip away! Not me mind you, I like my ass the way it is!

 

[riff]

I felt rather full of piss and vinegar when I woke up too. Not in a bad mood, just wanted to hit somebody.

 

[miles]

woof

Go find ppman.

 

[riff]

I so fucking excited. 20 more post and I get to join the rest of you fucking morons that have wasted your precious lives on stupid bulletin board with over 1000 posts.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*smacks riff upside the head with an iron skillet*

I'm sorry, did you say something?

 

[riff]

*smacks riff upside the head with an iron skillet*

I'm sorry, did you say something?

~looks at the number of posts by KM~

HAHAHAHAH!!!!

~smacks you back~

hehehehehe

 

[KillerMuffin]

Not all of us are lucky enough to be writers. Don't let your jealousy color your opinion of me.

*whacks riff upside the head with miles' shlong*

 

[riff]

Not all of us are lucky enough to be writers. Don't let your jealousy color your opinion of me.

*whacks riff upside the head with miles' shlong*

What makes you think I am jealous?

~pokes killermuffin in the eye with mile's shlong~

 

[alexandraaah]

Come on. I'll rip ya a new asshole. If I feel like it.

I'm sorry? Did someone say something?

I just hear a faint buzzing in my ear that's really annoying...

 

[Thumper]

What makes you think I am jealous?

~pokes killermuffin in the eye with mile's shlong~

OUCH! A needle to the eye.

Your turn KM...

*whispers*
Get him good babe!

 

[KillerMuffin]

My phallic symbol is bigger than your phallic symbol.

*pokes riff in the ass with miles' shlong*

Don't orgasm over that.

 

[riff]

My phallic symbol is bigger than your phallic symbol.

*pokes riff in the ass with miles' shlong*

Don't orgasm over that.

~pinches Mile's dick off with an easy flex of the buttcheeks and throws it at Thumper~!

All right, who farted?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oooh, you ripped his dick off. Now you've done it. miles is gonna be pissy.

 

[riff]

Fuck miles. Who the fuck is miles?


(sorry, 'bout that bro. trapped in rhetoric here)

 

[Cheyenne]

*joins the thread armed with a hedge clipper*

Where's riff?

 

[riff]

*joins the thread armed with a hedge clipper*

Where's riff?

No way, baby. Not you. Never.... heh

 

[miles]

riff

Have you ever had your head ripped off and have someone shit down your neck?

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: riff

Have you ever had your head ripped off and have someone shit down your neck?

I hear that buzzing again.

*swatting around*

Where the fuck is that coming from???

 

[riff]

Re: riff

Have you ever had your head ripped off and have someone shit down your neck?

Have you ever had your dick pinched off by some dudes asscheeks and then thrown at Thumper?