I'm in a pissy fuckin mood

[KillerMuffin]

Someone either cheer me the fuck up or volunteer to be my fucking breakfast.

 

[Expertise]

If I volunteered to BE breakfast.... would that cheer us both up?

 

[R Nitelight]

KillerMuffin

*HUG*

Afternoon, Muff.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Wanna buy a duck?

 

[MusclesBaby]

Okay, I'm assuming KillerMuffin is a lady, so...

*puts on music* Care to dance?

 

[Dillinger]

Someone either cheer me the fuck up or volunteer to be my fucking breakfast.

What's that - you want to be breastfucked?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Drat. NO FAIR Expertise. How in the hell am I supposed to be pissy now???? Just great. Another attempt at a pissy day shot all to hell.

It is still morning Nightlight. That's why I'm so pissy. Let me explain the concept of timezones. I use the negative re-enforcement method of training. You just hook up these jumper cables to your... where are you going? Nite?? I WAS JOKING!!!!! Shit. (thank you)

 

[R Nitelight]

KillerMuffin

Why don't you break out the rollbar?

 

[CreamyLady]

Well, electric shock therapy is known to help in cases of depression . . . and apparently in a generalized pissy mood, as well.

Morning, KM. Who is on the menu this morning?

 

[Expertise]

Re: KillerMuffin

Why don't you break out the rollbar?

.... then violate me nine ways to Sunday......beat me whip me make me write bad cheques.......then we can sit down to a nice bowl of oatmeal with brown sugar

 

[Dillinger]

A man wants to have his penis enlarged so he goes to a specialist who recommends a new procedure of attaching an elephant trunk to the end of the penis. The man goes for it and has a humongous penis. One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriends, his penis reaches up from under the table, grabs a bun and slides back down under the table. The girlfriend is amazed.

"That's incredible.", she says, "Can you do it again?".

The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my butt can handle another bun right now".

 

[Comshaw]

As much as I'd love to help with the fucking part of your thread title, by being breakfast, all I can do is try and alleviate the pissy part.
I hope this helps KM:
A masochist and a sadist meet in a bar. After a few drinks they decide to go to the sadist's apartment. The masochist gets undressed and lays on the bed. The sadist ties her down and steps back.
The masochist was getting really turned on and she groans,"Oh God, whip me, beat me!"
The sadist smiled and said,"No."

 

[KillerMuffin]

Thank you guys! I feel much better now.

Exp, the only place you can write bad cheques is with your tongue, preferably on naked flesh.

 

[Expertise]

Muffins talkin' dirty.......WOOHOOO!

 

[Guest]